QUOTE(djfamousa @ Mar 10 2007, 06:37 PM)

On Saturdays there are these huge black ravens that come around and they crap on cars and it's not your average standard issue poops. These crows are eating acid beef or something!
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So you live in an area with Crows that "aisp" on your cars finish on a normal day.
BUT, now they appear on Saturdays....eating Acid Beef and producing an Acid Beef byproduct......
These would be crows...making aisp but of a certain "Saturday AB" quality. Don't know what I am trying to convey here, but I think I'd move, and take the teener with me. The future does not look good.
You may be their next choice on the menu, as they seem to have found a source of diet that could be considered Toxic to both man and machine. And if they are eating beef that's been acid tainted, they'll go for anything.
So sell the teener, carry a large gun to blast at these crows, OR wear a large hat to keep all the raining effluent from creating a hair gel situation on your cranium, and find a supplier to sell Porsche cleaning agents by the truckload.
Your gonna need all the help you can find........
Get down to your local Wal Mart and load up on several Ak-47 variants, and go

. Take as many as you can....I don't want 'em migrating out our way. The teeners we know have enough problems rusting from the bottom sides without having to deal with top side ruination too.