solution, garage-punk style:

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Andy

Where's the grease? How can you claim to be working on a car if you dont have grease up to your arm pits?

SuperGlue

because i was wearing G L O V E S ...

however, the razorblade didn't care about the gloves.
Andy

duct tape usually works well too

I'm with John. Figured you for a crazy glue guy. Or maybe liquid latex.

Jen

naaa, i'm working out of McMark's garage ...

all that dude got is shoptowels and zipties. boatloads of funky colored zipties.


i'd prefer liquid latex myself ...
Andy

... and yet you chose black.

Jen

jenny....

remember the dinner in san diego.... where skline and i showed up... and my toe had been like run over by the car trailer.... and i duct taped it????

pretty gross from what i recall. i think sklinester had a pic!

No need, Aaron. I've still got the mental picture fresh in my mind. That, and your nasty ankle disfigurement accident. White ass legs...

Jen

are you kidding me? I was a lifeguard and had darker legs than you!

IIRC, the ankle picture was borderline NEON. Can't find it now tho...

Jen

I remember when he got those zipties....I got the same can full

Here you go...


White

ass

legs

NOT

MY

LEGS


A ) i dont wear shoes. Sandals only. even OSHA approved ones for working on the car

B ) i have nicer legs than that.

Of course I remember, Gimpy. You had to go spoil the fun...

Real grease monkeys use duct tape!

Ah yes I've done the paper towel with blue tape holding it on before, works like a charm.

My son in law works in the ER and says duct tape is the BEST bandaid. It looks cool too.

Actually, "punk" would be no band-aid and flicking the access blood all over yourself, your car, your tools, your girl, and your fans.

well, i *did* spill quite a lot of blood.

but i'm getting old, i actually cleaned it up because i didn't want to mess up mark's shop too much ...
Andy

Am I the only person here who keeps a box of bandages in the garage because he's cut himself so often?

As professional, duct tape is always at hand ............... Not that I use it very often. It DID kinda hold my right little finger on while I finished putting the rear shocks on one of my Audis, though. Mostly, I just let it bleed 'til it stops. The Cap'n

Just use a soldering gun to cauterize the wound.

Actually, Superglue in a medical form is used in medicine...

i ahve used superglue on cuts many times....

garageEMO

That is why I listed it. Then everyone wanted to use Duct Tape, so I threw out the old soldering iron trick.

Mmmmmm Superglue.....

Purple crap from Applied Medical and now J&J. My son was too wussy for stitches so he asked for the glue.

Real punks use safety pins to hold their wounds together.

Ken

I like the zip tie. If you tighten it up really tight, the bleeding miraculously stops

Super Glus was developed for the military.