Happy Holidays!

Here's my gift to you. Your desktop wallpaper will be a 914 photograph. Check out the license plate. Look at your PCs clock. The license plate changes with the time. (It's a 24-hour clock, however).

I had the attached 914 photograph (larger version) custom programmed for me. I have a license that allows me to distribute it for free, so I can share it with you guys legally...

Go to...

Link to file on my website

and download the zipped file to your PC.

Unzip the file.

This will install several files to your hard drive in the c:/program files/colclocks directory

Right click on your Windows desktop anywhere with your mouse. Select Properties, then the Desktop tab. Click the browse button, and then browse to c:/program files/colclocks/colclocksz3/ and choose the .html file listed

Go to http://www.colclocks.com for other neat wallpaper clocks!!!!

Requirements:

System Requirements:
• Operating system: Windows 98, ME, 2000, XP, Longhorn
• Flash Player
• Active Desktop enabled (for Windows 98)

Flash can be downloaded from:

http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/ .

To use clocks on your desktop wallpaper for Windows 98, "Active desktop" must be installed and enabled..

Active Desktop comes standard with Windows XP.

To remove, go to "Add Remove Programs" click on "Backdoor.exe", you will be prompted to remove it, answer yes.. you will be taken to a website made of popup email worms, just ALT-F4 out of all that, and use the code on the last page to disable it.



M

Miles, you crack me up!!!

Thanks Miles!!!!

Don't listen to him. It's doesn't have any viruses or trojan horses, or worms in it.

Sheez. Try to do something nice and I get bombed already!!!

And you scare the hell out of me!



M

As well I should, you just never know about us Sicillians.

hmm..

I installed it and it is pretty dang cool.

-Chris

WARNING YOUR IP IS BEING BROADCAST TO THE WEB!!

Thanks Karl, I like it.


M

Come on thread hijackers! '

Turds!

I guess it's payback time from Miles.

Thanks Karl!!!!


(even if you are an operating system bigot)

Anyone with a Mac can try it too...

I didn't specify the requirements. I just saw he could do cars and sent him the photo and had him make it for me with the 914.

We're just picking on you because we didn't get you anything this year, so your gift from us is.... a hard time.

Payback? No way, you nailed me so hard, I'm structural.

I like your avatar.




M

Cheap bastards you are!

Umm... aren't our Jewish 914 friends supposed to give us multiple gifts?

Hand 'em over!!! We're waiting!

You'll get nothing, everyday, for half a month, and like it, uphill, both ways..


M. Shughanah, The Village Blivet.

Thanks Karl, if it doesn't work on my Mac I'll just use a BFH

Let's start an OpSys flamewar.

Mac mouse... one button, why?



M

Whats wrong with one button.

Nothing.... nothing...




M

Having two buttons on the damn mouse gets too complicated.

Karl,
Can you do one where my car is sitting on a scale and it counts down pound by pound as your look at it?

Now that would be cool!!!

So Paul, how much is postage, say to send your car to Kansas City, MO?




M

In the spring, I can tie it to a bird's ass and and fly it up North for free.

Paul

Very Cool Karl,
Thanks,
Tom

Thanks Karl,
That is very cool.

Happy Holidays

-Pete

Thanks, Karl

Glad you guys like it.

Simple mice for simple minds....hehehe



Thanks Karl!

African, or European?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



M

I am glad someone made the MP reference....

There are some who call me ......Tim

Ho ho ho!

The African swallow would have the required air speed velocity to lift your car (assuming it weighs less than a coconut), but they're non-migratory.

downloaded it..... the file defaults to Windows Media Player
no zip program.
guess I'll live vicariously thru you guys damn

.........b

ok, now I jst got an unzip program... downloaded Karl's clock but still defoults to Media player. Tried to unzip but unzip program says file is incomplete.....
still living vicariously.............

..............b

Bruce:

1. What OS are you using?

2. I would re-download the clock file if it says the file is incomplete.

Good Luck!

Chris H.

I use win 98. downloaded 10 times & always defaults to Media player. tried to turn off or reconfigure media player but no deal. oh well......

..............b

Thanks Karl, really cool!!!