Pure, uncensored Grade A Miles. This one literally had me rolling on the floor.
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Ok, Brad's arraignment is in just a few hours, we don't have much time!
I am pretty far away, but I am leaving right now... my plan is to drive 2500 miles, and break Brad out of jail, then escape across the border to a neutral country, like... Spain... or... somewhere close to Spain..
Has anyone seen the jail? Do we have anyone (besides Brad) on the inside? Hmmm...
I'd imagine it looks like the drawing I just made below, ok... we need an assault team.. someone on point with guts, energy, and a fighting will (expendable)....
Aaron? That'a boy! You go! Ok... We need someone to watch his back.... Matt? Thanks so much, you don't know what this means to your fellow teeners..
Ok.. we will need a support group, and a command post. Are there any Hooters, or maybe a gentleman's club that serves food close to the jail? Hmm.. we need a map. Aaron, we need you to get a map...
SAVE THE RECEIPTS!
Ok, so Aaron leads the assault, Matt has his back... ok, we will tentatively name me Team A lead, and if someone would like to be adjuctant... oh wait, nevermind, just everyone else meet me at the closest strip club with food, we'll talk about command structure there...
Ok Aaron, Matt.... below is a map I made of what the jail could look like... I need you to follow the plan, and stay on time... set your watches to whatever your computer time is now... I will synchronize with you when you get to the strip club, with Brad..
Ok, everyone clear on that?
What? Aaron, it's simple, just follow the map, and try to go unnoticed. Stealth is the way!
Godspeed, see you at Uncle Jiggly's!
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