Ok went and looked at it tonight. Too dark for pictures.

No: bumpers, motor, trans, lens (front and rear), seats and the front windshield is broken. Dash has a couple cracks. No FI

It has fat ass syndrome and no title is avaiable so it can't be repaired and put back on road.

Hoods both look straight (little rust along rear lip, but repairable).

Is there $300 worth of parts left?

-Hoods
-speedo/tack
-wiper mtr.
-headlight activators
-doors & latches
-rocker panels
-rear glass
-heater controls
-stock stearing wheel & collum

I attract rollers like a magnet. Offer $100 and he may come back at $200 and you will be okay. But then you have a roller. They tend to get in the way after you get all of the goodies off of them. ANd then you are trying to get rid of it for a $100.
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Have a 1/4 section at the farm...lots of room.

Bruce - you could do a teener version of the Cadillac Ranch.

The guys at work already call it the Porsche farm. The two 1/2's of the orange one that are there already will end up as a 914 wind chime.

Winch, cable and a huge oak tree. Would have done it this summer but it was too darn hot whenever I was up there.

Wasn't the Cadillac Ranch a "Working Girls" place?

No. I don't think so. This is the Cadillac Ranch.
Maybe you are thinking of the Chicken Ranch.
(If you go look at the pictures, be sure to vote here for your favorite)

The 914 wind chime sounds like a great idea. I like it.