A quick reminder to you all that a party in Moab, UT is less than 30 days away.

This time next month we will be celebrating Howies' life and what he meant to us .... all of us as a friend. He will be there waiting to bash each of you individually in his own intimitable manner.

We will even make room for the "F" car guys.

Anybody know how to invite the Russian Terrorists?

Peace

PS: Clay .... we can have a re-measure if you wish .... No phonebooks or elevator shoes allowed

Odd...

You've been peeking under my Zambezi Green silkys again haven't you .....


Pervert!

Oh, I fogot ..... I declare Admin Abuse ..... "hurt me honey"

I find it odd that Clay wears pumps and strap ons too.



I think he referring to the great Stand Off at the Alamo Atomic

Peeking?

It was no secret. We had to go in there with an Electron-Microscope.

(BTW: Sheldon J. Plankton is making off with your crabby patty!)

Size doesn't matter .... how you use it does!

I love crabs crab pattys!

Apparently you missed the conversation at Howard's party from one of his female golf partners. She told an entire story about GIRTH. It was quite amusing

I think

It was a setup.. Ron paid off Joe Sharp to fudge the measurement......

I do believe Clay is correct about the payolla scandal on the measurement thingy.

To back up this up. There is a complete expose on this scandal involving "The Slits" and his compatriots

has been ruefully EXPOSED at "www.pregnantnunswithferrets.com"

This entire underhanded measurement thingy is simply deplorable in my opinion.
And a complete and voluntary apology is due all of us for this infraction.

What say thee...??????

Twystd1

I think it was political...........

How come you never hear Big guys say stuff like that?

Harrrrrumph ..... I have it on good authority and several eyewitnesses that Clay was goosed to attain that height .....


I call a foul



odor

Leave the old guy alone, I mean, how many other members here are lucky enough to have their member number match their birth year?

Give it to Ron, have a little compassion.

Thank you .....

And I see your mental age matches your member number


Yeh, I know that was cruel and uncalled for but I have to uphold my image as a Shitstirring Turncoat.

Yeah but my post count beats all you homos...

(oh wait... that just means I need to get a fuching life)

Oh shit, is that what I am missing?

Golf and calipers with a smattering of elebens and teeners.... yep, there's my definition of life ...

Ummmm, I don't think I have one either.

Nevermind

Group buy?

Reminds me of the movie Stripes...........

"If any of you Homos touch me, I'll kill ya"

"Lighten up Frances......."

I got a sunburn and shot bogie golf yesterday. My clubs fit in the passengers seat of the 911. At least the beer was cold.

I'd recommend wearing some pants next time. You hurt my eyes.

i emailed brant and asked for details on the registration and all i got back was a generic bulk email asking if i was going to come out again this year?

huh? i just asked about where to send my money and how much, so, yeah, i kinda think i might go out there again. yes? no? huh?
Andy

Andy,

I never got your email?
about a month ago I turned up my spam settings so of course now I'm wondering if your email went into my junk folder

either way I'm really sorry about that

I did (a couple of days ago) send out a spam group message to all of last years participants and that must be the generic bulk email you got.

I'll PM you immediately.

brant

I'll say something to Brant tomorrow, he's coming over, and we are going to put his new motor in. I know that he does not check email often during the week due to work.

Ferg

UPDATE: Brant is 3 seconds ahead of me

How'd you do at the "Windmill" hole...? Nice golf togs....

That picture may be hurtfull to most dudes eyes but hell, Ya gotta be you! Rock on my crotch wearing fanny pack brother and a brother none the less! As I type here in a drunken stooper, I envy you.