It's talk like a Pirate day!

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Avast! Be it that day yet again? Arrrrr, how time flies!

Oh, you animated German (or maybe Austrian) action hero you!

I mean-- "Ay, matey!"

Jen

ARRRRH ...it be!

Arrrr...ya landlubbers

hard-a-lee maties....and pass da rum !!

Yaarrgg, There bein' no scoundrels here. Be buttonin' up yer bosum, we be in fer a blow there matey ....

Here is one illegal DVD copy of Brokeback Mountain for you sir, that will be 10 bucks. Aaaarrgh.

And for your drinking pleasure... the extrAAAARGHdinary beers of Clipper City Heavy Seas (i.e., hi-test)!

Arrrrrrgh!

Grog, the drink of choice for true pirates. Puts some blue in your beard.

Wait.... Grant, For YOU it should be talk normal day! I mean, to make it special ya know...

Bite me crank or walk z plank !

It's a repost, but I don't care. The occasion calls for it.


This pirate walks into a bar with a captain's wheel crammed down the front of his pants

And the bartender says "Why you got that Captain's wheel crammed down the front of pants?"

The pirate says: "Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

Arrh I have some good ones too! But they be Arrrrh rated

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty!



What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?

A little black patch.