So you get dressed, put on some nice pants and head out onto the open road in your 914. You get to your destination and notice that you have a silver dollar sized grease spot near the bottom of your right leg. You think it's odd, but don't put two and two together until it starts to become a regular occurrence.
I know what the cause is, but I want you to guess first. Then I'll ask for the solution, though I think I know what that is too.
Any takers?