I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.

I was just wondering if you were my son."


Have a good weekend everyone!

OMG... that's hysterical.

That's priceless, thanks.

Thanks. That will be a good one at work today. Especially for the guy that actually looks kinda like the guy you described.

Thanks, that's a nice way to start the day.

so.... you ran into Andy in the mall??

That is funny

T

Wife and I cracked up after reading this,,, hats of to your dad....

I don't think it's Scott's dad. I've heard the same joke, but replace peacock with parrot. Funny either way you slice it. Only old people can pull that shit off though. Thanks for the ha-ha's Scott!

-Jen

yeah, i heard that one before ...



only comment i'm going to make:

anybody who considers coloring their hair "done something wild in their life" must live a pretty pathetic existence ...

Andy


PS: you "go wild" once a year on Halloween, i party every night of the year ...

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THANKS,
I needed a good laugh! That is just too funny.
Tom

Thanks for the "atta-boys".

they're a much better reaction from the one I received from my best friend over a different JOKE. (YES I could share it HERE... I mean IF you want!)


this other joke - I thought it was funny also, but he turned it into a LONG discussion about Immigration. Luckily we're still Friends.

Great Story!!!!!

It's amazing how young people want to draw attention to themselves, then they have a hard time dealing with it. Even if you look like a peacock....


Mack

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Lighten up Frances.... What I said about Andy WAS a joke.


I was just poking fun at a friend. I don't care what color his hair is, he is welcome at my house any time.