If you wanna speed and wanna get off this is all you have to do once the officer comes to your car:
You- Yes officer how can I help you my friend
Officer- license nd registration please
y- i don't have one and can't see why you need one. What did i do wrong bud?
o- didn't you know you were speeding?
y- why yes i have a very important reason officer friend
o- why were you speeding?
y- I just shot my wife and need to get the hell out of this country
o- what did ya do with her?
y- I have the bitch all chopped up in the trunk bud!
At this point the officer reaches for his gun and shaking he calls for backup
A squad of 6 cars show up and the sherif starts asking questions
Cherif-dirvers license please
y- you present them calmly
c-let me look in your trunk?
The sherif finds nothing and the says, " this officer told me you had no driver's license, and had a dead body in your trunk!"
You then calmly reply," the liar probably said I was speeding to."