I opened my home email for the first time in a couple of days, and I see this!

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Joe Yoder is being a smart ass because I have been really busy and have not been in contact with many people.

So, I decided to post this in response.....


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I am still around to annoy each and every one of you! You can't get rid of me that easy!

Move to the right, your chest is covering the light socket

Oh that's just sick. Why would anyone make an inflatible Clay-Doll. So disrespectful of the dead.

Besides, who would buy one?

Yeah I called him too....my sister in law just passed yesterday and when I saw the rennlist post I almost crapped....

Sticking around like herpes.

He isn't blocking the light socket, he is blocking the wall outlet

I don't know....pasty ashen colour to the skin tone......picture could be taken from overhead and that might explain the lax facial mussels causeing the grimace.......eyes open happens all the time.....

No proof....we need pictures of working on a 914 to believe..

To confirm the validly of this post:
1. Copy the picture of Clay

2. Hold it up to a mirror

3. The dead have no reflection

Or may be He never CAST A REFLECTION


DAVE

Neither do Vampires.... look at my incisors.

HOLY Chompers BATMAN, his is from THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAVE

Let's hope he doesn't take the shirt off to show us a Farmer's Tan.....

I'm am going to have to go with Yoder on this one...

When I have called Clay's phone for the last 6 months, the first thing said from the voice on the other side is "what do you want?"

I don't want anything from the dead...

Clay, if you are alive, please come home....

Make sure you stand up in future pics...

OMG.... He's been freeze dried in a semi-lifelike pose!!! I heard his wife had wheels attached to his feet so she can roll him around from room to room!!!!!!

Too bad Jeff Hail took the topic title "bringing out the dead".....

Ken

I asked Clay if he declared himself dead as a tax dodge, to which he replied, " Tax dodge NOTHING! You take one nap in a ditch at the park and they start declaring you this and that!"
Mark D.
P.S. Futurama... Pay no mind.

Oh crap! I just noticed them!

Someone hand me a hammer & a chunk of wood! Or maybe some garlic! (mmm, love garlic!). Let's see if you sizzle when a cricifix is put in your face!
Did they make vampires that, umm, "compact"?
Pat

Of course they did http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0192255/

There is a whole series of books too....

And a A 13 episode TV series

The garlic thing... its an old wives tale. I love garlic. I cook with it all the time.....

OH MY GOD,!!!!!!!! Click on the link in GWN7 post,

There is Clay,s life history " THE LITTLE VAMPIRE"

and pictures of Clay as a young boy!!!\

Any chance of a group buy on SILVER BULLETS ??????????

Dave

Admin. We need a oak stake to go with this