I don't think I'm in danger of getting one of these. I know of a few cars that are though. I think I might hand a few out!

I think I'll print up a few.

DaveP

That's priceless. Great list of what not to do.

Dave

If you read the Doonesbury comic strip....one the character's kid is handing out similar tickets to SUVs....one of the SUV owners pulled a gun. Not real life I know...unless your Miles and the foil helmet is too tight......

I recommend ticketing and moving along quickly.....never know when a ricer may take offense to your comments.......

Priceless!!!

cheers,

Jeroen

I have a rice mobile, but I don't think I fall into any of those categories

Damn I'm busted

Yeah, but that's a functional wing compared to the other ones out there. There used to be this guy at my high school that had a 95 Honda prelude. He had 3" flares on each side with tires that are only 205 wide, large wing like yours, and an NHRA spec PRO Stock hood.

that hood scoop is f-ing funny

Suggested Additions:
20" cast wheels on 2' offset spacers w/ No-Name 40 Profile tires.
Extra points for Fast-n-Ridiculous shifter knob with counter rotating flashing purple neon LEDs.
Subwoofer tube painted to look like NOS nitrous bottle.

Does this apply???

hey, that's good wood (he he he, I said good wood). It's those pressure treated ones. atleast it won't rust and will put up with the beating of a rain storm

Last time I wore a TFH (tin foil helmet) I got laid by a girl in a baked potato costume.. I hope..


M

Here is my "ricer" lowered with 19" wheels on it! No stickers but I do have matching green tint if that scores me extra points.

It look like my mother's car when the top is folding.

That is one big wing, you got a pilot license?


M

You hope you got laid or you hope she was a girl!

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