The GF vs 914 responses provide valuable insights as to our character as a group. Let's put it to a vote.

You have won second prize in a beauty contest. You can either:

Spend a weekend with Hale Berry on a desert island (Viagra included for us older guys)

Or, a spring weekend at the 'ring with the Porsche factory drivers. You get to try all the old classics and new toys


OK, your GF doesn't look like HB, and your 914 is no 917. We're talking principles here.

The 'ring.....Halle would prolly wreck the weekend with PMS or some other creeping crud....

didn't you forget out FEMALE club members in your poll ????

I would go for the sure thing.
Cars don't talk back.

Paul

No, it's cool. Regardless whether it's halle berry or Ed Norton (he's so dreamy!) it's the principle that counts. And if given a choice, I'll definitely take the 'ring over spending time with ANYONE on a desert(ed) island. That just doesn't sound like that much fun.

Jen

No contest. The ring! The only Porsche I've ever driven is a 914, so that would be a HUGE day for me.

Spyders, Boxters, 930s & race prepped 914s? I need to get in shape for that beauty contest!

Andy, caught myself and was going to repost with options, but Jen saved me. Thank you.

Now if any of you guys want to spend the weekend with Ed Norton, please don't go there on this BBS

not to sound ignorant or something, but i have no clue who ed norton is ...

and i think i wanna keep it that way
Andy

Ring, The thought of Halle Berry in person would completely ruin my fantasy.

Andy! Ed Norton! American History X, Fight Club, Death to Smoochy, Italian Job (2003) plus he's a political activist. I have no idea what for, before you ask me.

Jen

What is it with that guy that women go over?? He's been in some decent movies but he seems like a weasel to me (both on and off camera).

I know this is going to be CHILDISH and I KNOW I'm going to be the odd man out...

I'll take the deserted island and Halle,...err, I'll take mine a little spicer tho... ah la
Salma Hayek LOL. I'm sorry!...I could always get / pay for a ride in something fun ,..but a day throttling Salma in the sand ,..against a palm tree,..in the lagoon...WooHoo man thats a dream come true....OK OK,..I admit it I'm just a really horny guy who just so happens to like cars!.....

I'm going to tell him you said that.

Not all women like him. I find myself drawn to him. I like his acting. And he's pretty easy on the eye. I think the "it" guy for now is Colin Farrell, but he doesn't really do much for me.

Jen

Selma Hayek and Ed Norton are an item, didya know?

No I didn't know that! Those darn movie stars change people like underware. I still love that dame..she is ohh la la in my book. Been gah gah over her since I saw her in the movie "dusk to dawn". Can you say,...pup tent ?

Yeah, I'd have to agree. I like her too. Especially her accent. Both of them are really down to earth. No drama, and really low profile. I have to respect that in a Hollywood relationship.

Jen

That's Ed Norton?

I thought Jenny was talking about Ed Norton, the sewer worker, fom the Honeymooners. You know, Jackie Gleason's sidekick!

Had me wondering what kind of guys Jenny was into!

Mike

Steve, let me try to help you through this difficult time. I agree that Salma is truly hot stuff, but 'hot' is the key word here. It's so damn cold in Ohio what you really want is the heat generated by the two of you on that desert island.

So change the 'ring to Nassau speed week with the factory team. See? You're just cold, not a pervert.

Buying Salma or that RS60/250GT SWB/D-Type would all cost about the same. But I'll bet the cars will increase in value.

Ohh hell ya to the Ring. Halle don't do it for me. But even if it was 12 of the hottest playmates, I'd be hitting the Ring.

I seriously doubt she rides around in any 914. But she can be on my desert island, along with Halle Berry. You guys have fun at the ring with all those other guys.

Mike

I thought of that Norton too.

Ring no contest.

Dave

Mai Tais, sand & surf... total relaxation...
mmmmmmmmmm good!

...........b

Howard,
You just had to logically appeal to facts and blow the wonderful wet dream I was having all to hell didn't ya? LMAO

TRUE...you have hit the nail on the head on all aspects...the last two are most certainly costly.. dame and / or car. I do need some WARMTH here,..I just thought that she would be a real.... nice.... place to start

OK I have been knocked back to sensibility.... RING ME BABY!

NEXT Contestant?!

they actually split up about 3-4 months ago, she's now seeing some other actor.

that means you've got a shot Jen, go for it!



Oh, and I'd take Ms Berry on the island, I could always get lucky someday and win
the lotto, I'm never going to be THAT lucky to be on an island with Halle.

The thing about Nurburgring is that after you've gone around once, you can go around again...
and again....
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sounds like Viagra

YA BABY

........b

Halle Berry or/and Ed Norton don't do much for me.

But racecars on a historic track, now that sounds like fun

Paul

The Ring of course! I have done the weekend on the beach before, stupid sand gets in all the wrong places, all the pissing and moaning about the beach towel this and that. Yes, no one can see us...no, don't you remember its a deserted island! I don't have that here nor can I get it.

Now the Ring with all the cars to choose from thats a different story! hmmm, which one and it doesn't talk back!


Geoff

the ring everytime!
even if it was Halle, Angelina Jolie(my personal fav), and carmen electra...

I think a 550 spyder, a 959, and a 935 would still win...

ideally though... 2 hours on the island after a week at the ring

Ed Norton is a twink...

(sorry Jen... had ta do it)

Find a girl that wants to go to the ring vs. the isle and you're all set.

Been to the 'ring... didn't have much fun

So...
Deserted Island with ah... Angelina Jolie

cheers,

Jeroen

I'd take the declared cash value.


M

Might be different if it was heidi klum - she's a german hotrod...does that count for the 'ring?

Wait wait. Can I change my mind???? Angelina Jolie. I bet my fanstasies wouldn't even come close to that chick. Up UP for the island now . Good call JEROE N

I'll take "the ring".. And I wont sacrifice the ring, till I find a girl that wont mind driving "the ring" when my arms are tired...(copilot)

So far, no girls... Eh oh well, I'll take the teener out on lonely nights

Andrew

The Ring !

Angelina Jolie is too tall, but I'd settle for Jessica Alba on a island!

Geoff

Ring in a 908 to start, then a GT40, 917 for serious grin.

Both would put me in my grave from the excitement but it would take longer at the ring. so I take the ring

Bernie

The 'Ring

'nuff said.

- Joe

Im not proud or shy, I would take Halle and Salma on the island in a heart beat. If only for one night would be enough for me. What could be better than a one day fling with some hot celebs. Bragging rights for life, as to where the cars I can always do it later once I got the money from selling the rights to my story to the enquirer.

THE RING OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i was on a deserted island with anyone it would have to be my wife and my 914.......if i had a choice i would definately not want to be by my wife.....LOL Given a chance to drive all the porsches ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh turn on turn on turn on........And personally i think my wife is prettier than halle berry or any of them fake women......

Think about this... most women would probably be about the same in the sack. Seriously. Who says because you're beautiful and know how to act, you'll be good in bed? In fact, they probably have higher expectations than most and will bore easily. I'll just continue to look at celebrities in the tabloids, thank you. I think it might ruin me to actually be with a famous actor/actress. And they sure as hell aren't going to try as hard to make me happy as an 'average joe' would try.

Jen,
No truer words have been spoken........

most of my friends would be more impressed about getting to drive the sweetest cars to ever come out of Germany! and Jenny's right... but I do think Angelina Jolie would be a fun Freak in bed! but it would be a waste of 2 days... I can get all I want in 2 hours... then would probably start thinking about cars again

now... driving the classic cars while having one of those girls in the passenger seat to "amuse" me at the same time... THAT, my friend, is heaven!

Everybody wants one....

Yeah, maybe with Selma Hayek and Halle Berry, but with Angelina Jolie, well, let's just say she's been quoted as: ". . . we were young, we were drunk, we were in bed, we had knives. . . " when explaining some scars on her arms to a talk show host.

I reckon that some sack-time with that woman might possibly be life-changing, for someone who's into that kind of thing. Heck, probably life changing for those of us who aren't.

But still, not as life-changing as a four-wheel drift at 80 mph. . .

I have no idea what to say! I'm torn! Either of the two options would be pretty sweet. If we made it Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera instead of Halle and Selma, I think I would have to choose that. Mark it down to being a horny 25 year old. What a weekend that would be! Uh-oh, I don't think I can stand up now!

uummmmmm, how much viagra?

"think the "it" guy for now is Colin Farrell"
He was at the brew pub a while back, bought every one a round. Seemed like a nice enough guy.

As far as the poll goes: As long as it is assumed your going to get "lucky" on the island, I would say the island wins with what ever the hot girl (or guy for Jenny and the other girls on the list) of the month is...

-Kevin