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Qarl
Actually I'm greasing up the torsion bars before assembling them in the A-arms.

Yes! I made sure I checked the left and right markings on the bars before I insered them.

And I used lots of lube... errr grease on the entiire bar!

Notice my nice climate controlled garage... I mean living room!
URY914
You said, "Lube" laugh.gif
Malmz
Doood, nice tan! They have farms in Florida? laugh.gif

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Qarl
Yep.... I don't get much sun, other than my arms that are exposed to the sunlight when I'm driving... I mean tending to the crops!


(ha! I noticed my flabby white arms in the photo too!)
redshift
You look freaky.

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Dr. Strangeporsche.


M
Bleyseng
What size is your shaft?
redshift
With that car?

Gotta be TINY!


M
Qarl
QUOTE
What size is your shaft?


So long, I had to grip it with both hands!
redshift
Notice how small his hands are...

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M
ChrisReale
laugh.gif You guys are funny/sick barf.gif
JmuRiz
Like you really need a "climate control" area to put your car together. I bet it's like springtime down there.

I had a friend from WPB and his mom would put the heater on when it was 60, HA!
Carl
#1. It's bad news when you've gotta use gloves to lube YOUR shaft.
#2. You look oddly like the picture over you're left shoulder except her hat's kinda spikey.
#3. T-shirt's way too white.
Joe Bob
Does the shaft have a pair of schwetty balls?
Bruce Allert
notice his eyes are at half mast (must be the fumes comin off'a da lube) that happens when you stroke it too fast wink.gif friction, ya know laugh.gif

.........b
L8Apex
QUOTE
Does the shaft have a pair of schwetty balls?


"I can't wait to get my mouth around your schwetty balls"

"Oh, help your selves to my schwetty balls, they are quite tender"
URY914
There's a Micheal Jackson joke in here somewhere, I just know it.

Maybe someone can Photoshop MJ's face on Karl. laugh.gif

Paul
DNHunt
Man Karl that's a lot of grease.
Joe Bob
You just can't beat my Schwetty balls.....get ahold of...this....
rhodyguy
i bet your wife can't wait for you to either finnish the house or the car. on the car note, how long until it's atleast a roller?

kevin
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