So, let's try this again... (frowny depicting 2 days of someone hacking my network)..
I have been playing 34 years, got my first guitar for my fifth birthday. I graduated GIT the year I bought my first teener. I have been playing professionally, in once sense, or another since the year before that.
I have been collecting guitars since I was 14, I think. I have one guitar for every year I have been playing.. -deep breath-...
I have every itteration of Les Paul, '53-'60, a '53 Goldtop with a wrap around, a '55 Custom with an alnico, a '56 Goldtop with a tuneomatic, a '57 Goldtop with humbuckers, 2 '58 3 pickup Customs (ONE FOR SALE!) and the Flamer (bought when I was 16 for) a '60 doublecut TV Jr., 2 Rics, '66 360 double bound, and a '57 pre-Capri, a '29/'30 fiddle edge Dobro, a National Style 1 tricone (round neck!) a '37 Advanced Jumbo, the orange sparkle Strat, uhh.... '71 cany apple Telecaster, a '67 candy apple Flying V, a proto '56 Futura, without serial, and pre PAF humbuckers, a '73 BC Rich Seagull(ish), 2 '70s Mockingbirds, a '69 Doubleneck, a '76 Dean Z, and a few others... uhh... and a couple Supro, and Ricky lap steels.
Did I forget anything important? Maybe..
I sold my completely mint '60-'62 SG Les Paul collection three years ago, 1 Custom, 9 Standards.
I play Hammond, a bit of piano, guitar, bass, mandolin, most anything with strings, hand percussion, and a Mellotron. Oh, I have toob amps too, and I collect effects.
One of my best friends has over 1000 guitars in his collection, I envy him. I know maybe 10 guys with 500, or more.
OH!
I also have a hash pipe, that Clapton gave Hendrix! NEVER USED IT.
'Scuse me...
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