To: Dept. of Homeland Security
Dear Sirs:
I am writing to you for further instructions to what the next step is for me to take in protecting my family from possible attacks by terrorists.
I have my duck taped....now what?
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Actually it's duct tape, but that wouldn't be funny. 
The orignal Duck is wiggling. Maybe I can get it to work this time!
Speaking of duct tape. I'm a buyer at a hardware store and we have a new product from 3-m .....Yes it's clear duct tape. Really, no shit and it works just like the grey stuff and it's as clear as most packaging tape. I plan to use it to waterproof the Brazilia one off, and let my colors shine. jim 
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