I am convinced Dick Cheney is on life support somewhere and the VP we saw at the last State of the Union event was just an animatronic robot.

Of all the Vice Presidents in recent history (or at least that I can remember) I hear nothing about him.

Is it me, or have there been news items I've missed about his activities?

He's in a secret undisclosed location

I think this Prez has wized up and got his VP on a tight leash. He doesn't need another loose cannon "assisting" his presidential rating at this time.

DaveP

Tony Blair thinks he is the vice president.

he's working the porkchop circuit raising money for the re-election.

kevin

Who wants to hear anything from him.....He is worst than Spiro Agnew.

Geoff

He's somewhere in Monte Carlo counting his money.

Who cares?

Weasel boy will dump his ass, get a new Veep and get trounced in the next election...one term weasel, just like Dad....

It's so hard to be a Republican when the party puts dorks like this guy up for election....

I think even he is embarassed with this administration. He's hiding!

We have a VP you are kidding....

He can't be seen in public because he and Karen Hughs and Karl Rove are actually running the country from said secret location. You don't think the Republican Party would actually let Frat Boy make any hard decisions do ya?
Cheers, Elliot

WTF are you taking about? I saw him Friday in Tampa. He was here for a speech/fund raiser.
What's wrong, didn't get invited?

Sounds like all you pussies will be voting for Mr Flip/Flop, John Kerry. Has Kerry ever had a job in the private sector?

Bring it on, come and get me. :finger2:

Tell us about Dubya's private sector jobs

Your VP is up in Canada with his daughter. She's getting married to her "partner" in a country that recognizes freedom and equallity. She was going to go to San Fran to do it but now that dubya has put his foot down they headed up North. Kind of like draft dodging isn't it?

It's not really true, I made it all up (except the part about his daughter being openly gay) but it makes good OT threads.

It seems like Cheney went into hiding shortly after the Bush family had their dog put down after repeated heart problems.

I'm writing-in Jesse Ventura. I'm sick-to-death of this "career politician" crap.