Study the pic... Your 914 will only leak oil once a month!

Not being disrespectful or nothing, but I think my wife's car might need one of them larger, more absorbent MAXI-PADS

Seriously, a NAPA Silver filter? I would hope for leaks, maybe some of the debris the filter isnt catching will leak out too... Its almost as bad as Fram...

OK...I must fess-up. When I was a stuggling college student I had a 911 that had this anoying oil leak. Being a bit mechanically challenged and poor I came-up with a $5 solution that worked.

Sorry no pics, but...
I took a small flask about 6" long and 1" thick and installed a flip valve instead of the screw cap. I then put a dent on one of the flat sides with a hole in the middle. The flash was then mounted in under the car in just the right spot... Because my oil leak was real consistent where it dripped, the flash would collect the oil drippings and about once a month I just opened the valve and drained the flask. Worked pretty darn good-my 911 no longer left little wherever I went. The flask was my little secret, and if someone did look under the car it looked like some type of performance gadget bolt-on...too funny. Now I'm an older fart, and I don't care what other people think.

What happens if a month goes by and it doesn't leak?

In that case you had better get your car to a mechanic and get her checked out. You might have a Boxter on the way!