I know this post is a day late, but I was at Dr. Evil's transmission clinic all day yesterday...
Anyway, here's a few Salty Toasts:
Fair winds and following seas.
The wind that blows, the ship that goes, And the lass that loves a sailor.
Ho! stand to your glasses steady! 'Tis all we have left to prize.
A cup to the dead already. Hurrah for the next that dies.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet!
Here's to fat fish and firm women!