credit card companys. seems like i get 3 or 4 preapproved apps a week. so i'm supposed to shred them huh? no f-in way. here's what i do. i write void in red wide tip sharpie all over them. then i stuff every piece of paper that came with them, including the envelope, into the prepaid return envelope. see... the postage is prepaid but it is based on a predetermined limited weight and size. i fold everything up so the return envelope is about 3/4" thick. sometimes i throw a few paperclips in them too, scotch tape the edges so the auto opener won't work. the co's get billed for extra postage instead of the prepaid bulk rate. sometimes i write things like " if you keep sending these to me i'll keep sending them back", or " no fucking thankyou", or "what makes you think i want one of these cards?". i think i have too much time on my hands.

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