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ConeDodger
post Mar 6 2009, 06:44 PM
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Ok quiet everyone, let's bring this meeting to order... I'll start. Hi... My name is Rob and I am an asshat... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol-2.gif)
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post Mar 12 2009, 10:14 PM
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It's cold....
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post Mar 12 2009, 10:53 PM
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QUOTE(mikez @ Mar 12 2009, 09:14 PM) *

It's cold....

your late asshat!
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post Mar 12 2009, 11:11 PM
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If an asshat is late to a meeting, for example, does he have to kneel and bow down to Stuttgardt and recite 14 times "AWAH TAGOO SIAM"? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/KMA.gif)
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Either that or "AYE YAM SOFA KING OUI TODD DID"

or however you spell 'yes' in French. It's OUI? WE?
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post Mar 13 2009, 12:21 AM
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QUOTE(RJMII @ Mar 12 2009, 10:53 PM) *

Either that or "AYE YAM SOFA KING OUI TODD DID"

What did I do? Do you have any proof?
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post Mar 14 2009, 11:35 AM
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I need to cut this meeting a little short... well, sort of - it's been going on for days! It is 60 degrees outside and the sun is shining. It will take me 10 minutes to get to the garage but when I do - I am taking my 914 for a drive. I will probably scare some old lady by swerving toward her on the sidewalk in order to keep my asshat credentials intact! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Mar 14 2009, 12:04 PM
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I need to cut this meeting a little short... well, sort of - it's been going on for days! It is 60 degrees outside and the sun is shining. It will take me 10 minutes to get to the garage but when I do - I am taking my 914 for a drive. I will probably scare some old lady by swerving toward her on the sidewalk in order to keep my asshat credentials intact! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Even more fun: come up from behind them, and lock up the brakes.
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post Mar 14 2009, 12:33 PM
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50 and sunny in T.O.
Just got back and I'm going out again (IMG:style_emoticons/default/driving.gif)
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post Mar 14 2009, 06:09 PM
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QUOTE(Todd Enlund @ Mar 14 2009, 01:04 PM) *

QUOTE(ConeDodger @ Mar 14 2009, 10:35 AM) *

I need to cut this meeting a little short... well, sort of - it's been going on for days! It is 60 degrees outside and the sun is shining. It will take me 10 minutes to get to the garage but when I do - I am taking my 914 for a drive. I will probably scare some old lady by swerving toward her on the sidewalk in order to keep my asshat credentials intact! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Even more fun: come up from behind them, and lock up the brakes.



If you want to be a REALLY GOOD asshat, you would get a Toyota Prius and fit it with diesel train horns.

Then use that to sneak up on little old ladies and HONK!!!!!!


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post Mar 15 2009, 10:28 AM
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QUOTE(al weidman @ Mar 12 2009, 09:11 PM) *

If an asshat is late to a meeting, for example, does he have to kneel and bow down to Stuttgardt and recite 14 times "AWAH TAGOO SIAM"? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/KMA.gif)


No Al, that would be redundant. Asshats are always late to meetings... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) It's expected!
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post Mar 15 2009, 11:09 AM
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freakin asshats.....
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post Mar 15 2009, 12:57 PM
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After a 3 month hiatus it's nice to be driving one of the 914s again (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tooth.gif)

Now; checking in to the Asshatorium I find myself musing: are CW's asshats? It would seem they would hold asshats with a measure of disdain and yet, by their sheer CW-ishness . . . (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif)
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post Mar 15 2009, 01:05 PM
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What to do when your asshat falls off....


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post Mar 15 2009, 02:24 PM
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that red head looks like junior asshat peters....
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post Mar 25 2009, 10:29 PM
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it seems that we have been remiss in our support for our fellow asshats, so i call this meeting to order.

hi i'm Troy and i'm an asshat.

this week i almost burned down my friends house by not paying attention to what flammable materials were around while i was spitting booger welds on some scrap.

i am an asshat!
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post Mar 25 2009, 10:51 PM
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Hello Troy!

I am Eric, and I am an asshat! In the last week (despite warnings not to sandblast a 914) I have driven 60 miles through a sandstorm, laughed so hard I spit beer at my 914 friends and bothered Mr. Shea very early in the morning by calling him and interrupting his morning Latte'.


Oh......just about forgot....I made numerous comments about an aforementioned member's "bumper appendages" to her face.
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post Mar 25 2009, 10:52 PM
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post Mar 26 2009, 02:29 AM
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So how about we just point out the fact that we are all asshats?
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post May 29 2010, 09:42 AM
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hello ........ hello........ (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

where the hell did ever one go? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)


shit they didn't tell me that the meetings have been moved...... what a bunch of asshats! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bootyshake.gif)
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post May 29 2010, 09:47 AM
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QUOTE(messix @ May 29 2010, 08:42 AM) *

hello ........ hello........ (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

where the hell did ever one go? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)


shit they didn't tell me that the meetings have been moved...... what a bunch of asshats! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bootyshake.gif)


ssssh, quiet everybody....he doesn't know we're here.
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