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> self promotion and rust, filth and a gay story
sean_v8_914
post Sep 10 2010, 10:09 AM
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if you guys love rusty cut up car pics as much as I do, then check out my shameless plug in the vendors section. I havent welded grinded or cut up anything in a while and I really miss the filth. enigines and trannys are too clean. give me rust, dirt and filth.

I have a friend who lives in the gay part of town, hillcrest. she knows nothing about cars or the lingo used in our industry. I was working late one night and she called to talk. She says "what ya doin?" I said "im cleaning tranny parts" I heard the phone drop. she was crying and hung up. the phone rings 5 minutes later and she is laughing so hard I can barely understand her. she says "is that a crar reference? 'round here that means something different. I know your not gay but...are you bi?"
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post Sep 10 2010, 05:16 PM
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post Sep 10 2010, 06:28 PM
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Being in the Navy IIRC, you know that: "Loose lips sink ship!" - but this takes it too a hole new level !!!! ("w" intentionally omitted btw!)
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I wonder exactly what "tranny parts" she thought you were cleaning Sean!!?? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Sep 10 2010, 09:32 PM
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...and it took me a while to understand why she hung up crying. then when I though i had figured it out, she calls back laughing so hard she couldnt speak. it took me another few minutes to figue out what was so funny. then I was the one laughing to much to talk.
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post Sep 11 2010, 07:33 AM
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When the club first started there was a thread about a craigslist ad for a 914 for sale, the guy/gal needed to sell it for a sex change op.
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post Sep 11 2010, 09:33 AM
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post Sep 11 2010, 08:07 PM
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if your a tranny, Im your man
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post Sep 14 2010, 10:17 AM
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post Sep 14 2010, 11:42 AM
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Just when you think you're done...wait, there is more..lol
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post Sep 15 2010, 04:07 PM
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You guys should give a tax break to all those kinds of people so the ones in other states will come to kalifornia then you can learn more about their preferences.
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