 G&R ALL 914 RUSTY PARTS SWAP MEET AND ANIMAL FLESH ROASTING, A Rusty Parts / Gastrointestinal Festival of Merit |
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| SLITS |
 Sep 15 2012, 08:41 AM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!"  Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None   |
Greetings from the bowels of the earth ... Riverslime, CA. It is that time of year for all Porcupines to gather again before the coming of winter. I announce the whatever version of the G&R All 914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet and Animal Flesh Roasting Festival. . The date shall be OCTOBER 28, 2012.The super-secret location for this momentous event is 2727 Kansas Ave, Riverside, CA, 92507, hereafter known as Pig Hollow. It doesn't smell as good as Beaver, but we have less flies.
There are several notable changes in the venue, so pay attention to the following: 1.) After many beatings and hours under the heat lamps, I have been forced to accept the fact that we are now an official Region 8?/15? PCA event. To honor this major change in structure, I will be the one in the gold tinted Tuxedo using my favorite aftershave of wine and old cheese***. 2.) The PCA has awarded us sufficient sponsorship monies to purchase a new BBQ. This will allow us to burn the bovine flesh and Suidae family of even-toed ungulates flesh in a more even manner than before. We cannot guarantee that it will taste any better. 3.) We will make every effort to provide Veggie burgers to those that are so inclined. We will also provide lo/no fat tasteless cheese for these burgers so that the pretentious ones can feel good about themselves. 4.) Even though we are official, we will not deviate from our previous venue of not charging entrance, parking or swap space fees. The G&R has always been free with the exception of food and shall remain so. Again I must warn those with lower than stock vehicles to be aware of the approach to the rear gate. Front valences and mufflers are especially subject to the 5 degree ramp required by the City of Riverside so please angle in to avoid leaving parts in the gutter. You again will be able to view Glenns' 3.0 conversion on jackstands. To make sure the shell is stable, we have welded the jackstands to the shell as it will probably remain in this state for years. Albertos' 3.0 conversion will not be available for public viewing as the blew off the offer for me to store it while he gets his act together. It will continue to reside in his garage collecting rat/mice turds and dust. Depending upon time, we may have a bonfire. I intend to remove the drivetrain from the Slitsalom, roll it outside, douse it with gasoline and burn the body. Those wishing to dance around it must wear a loin cloth and carry spears. Er(i)c Shea may again show off his fully polished trailer as the GT replica that sits on it probably won't be running due to his superior knowledge of 914 assemblies. All Porsche vehicles are now welcome, but I refuse to change the title of this event to accommodate them. 911s will no longer be designated as parts cars for conversions, but it is ok to refer to them as that. Remember there is only one Unisex bathroom, so don't bring your gastrointestinal problems with you. Bringing your own libations is perfectly acceptable, but don't get out of hand. Excreting those libations in the parking lot behind objects is not acceptable. Pinch it off or plug it and await your turn in the Unisex restroom. If your libations are in glass bottles, please take care not to leave broken glass on the ground. The Menu: For Breakfast, we will provide coffee and donuts. If you bring your own breakfast make sure it is eaten prior to arrival or bring enough for everyone. For the Flesh Roasting part of this event, we will again have burgers, hot dogs/bratwurst accompanied by chips and macaroni/potato salad. If Joe shows up with his variations of Chili ... it's DAMN GOOD and will stay with you for a minimum of 24 hours. We will have soda and water on hand also. We are not funded for the food we provide so we will ask for a $5.00 donation per person if you decide to partake in our fabulous culinary offerings. I will open the gate between 6:00 and 6:30 AM. Please don't bitch if I'm a little late as I have to get up at 4:00 AM to accomplish this feat and that usually puts me in a really bad mood. Hell, the chickens are still asleep at that time. So, please bring all your unwanted rusty junk and try to sell it to someone else. We are especially fond of conversion parts and get first shot at them. In case you get lost on your way, the following phone numbers may or may not be useful: Ron: (951) 751-3584 Glenn: (951) 235-7349 Now, I realize that this announcement is probably tame compared to the others I have written, but give me a freakin' break. While I am wont to insult eveyone and everything, I'm trying to class up my act in light of our new status. It's worse than trying to quit smoking. We hope to see all of you here. The G&R is and was always a gathering of friends and is dedicated to that idea. If I have missed anything, please send me a PM. It will be politely ignored. ***And finally, thanks go out to Jim Lamonica and the rest of the PCA members for thinking so highly of us and providing the new BBQ. We deserve it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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| Eric_Shea |
Sep 15 2012, 08:51 AM
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PMB Performance Group: Admin Posts: 19,304 Joined: 3-September 03 From: Salt Lake City, UT Member No.: 1,110 Region Association: Rocky Mountains  |
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| ConeDodger |
Sep 15 2012, 09:04 AM
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Apex killer! Group: Members Posts: 24,028 Joined: 31-December 04 From: Tahoe Area Member No.: 3,380 Region Association: Northern California 
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QUOTE(Eric_Shea @ Sep 15 2012, 06:51 AM)  Oh come on E! What could you possibly need... It's done. Drive it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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| Eric_Shea |
Sep 15 2012, 09:05 AM
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PMB Performance Group: Admin Posts: 19,304 Joined: 3-September 03 From: Salt Lake City, UT Member No.: 1,110 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
... new project. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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| ConeDodger |
Sep 15 2012, 09:12 AM
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Apex killer! Group: Members Posts: 24,028 Joined: 31-December 04 From: Tahoe Area Member No.: 3,380 Region Association: Northern California
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QUOTE(Eric_Shea @ Sep 15 2012, 07:05 AM) Can we clone Vanessa? Yopu would short out and fly around the room backwards if I brought home another one... |
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| Elliot Cannon |
Sep 15 2012, 09:53 AM
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914 Guru Group: Retired Members Posts: 8,487 Joined: 29-December 06 From: Paso Robles Ca. (Central coast) Member No.: 7,407 Region Association: None
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Finally a semi-sanctioned event. If you haven't attended this event, now you have absolutely almost NO reason not to. Besides, SLITS told me at the RRC that if more people show up than last time, he will change to a VEGAN diet and quit smoking. So, lets all do our part in improving Rons health. And who knows, maybe you might find something for your car. One thing I can promise is you will meet some good people with some nice cars and you WILL have a good time.
Cheers, Elliot |
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| euro911 |
Sep 15 2012, 10:18 AM
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Retired & living the dream. God help me if I wake up! Group: Members Posts: 8,885 Joined: 2-December 06 From: So.Cal. & No.AZ (USA) Member No.: 7,300 Region Association: Southern California
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QUOTE(Elliot Cannon @ Sep 15 2012, 08:53 AM) ... One thing I can promise is you will meet some good people with some nice cars ... Only if I don't show up with the 'BB' (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) I've got it marked on the calendar  |
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| Madswede |
Sep 15 2012, 12:09 PM
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Flat Out Driver Group: Members Posts: 853 Joined: 13-September 06 From: Rio Rancho NM Member No.: 6,831 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
QUOTE(Elliot Cannon @ Sep 15 2012, 09:53 AM) Finally a semi-sanctioned event. If you haven't attended this event, now you have absolutely almost NO reason not to. ... One thing I can promise is you will meet some good people with some nice cars and you WILL have a good time. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/agree.gif) As I said over on NARP, G&R is still the best time I've ever had in Riverside. Next time I can make it, I'll bring a car instead of a Ryder truck. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
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| Sleepin |
Sep 15 2012, 12:52 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,647 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Grand Junction, Co. Member No.: 8,357 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
As if my mini swap meet at RRC wasn't enough, I will be seeing if I can generate another truckload of high grade German scrap.
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| Steve |
Sep 15 2012, 03:07 PM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 5,857 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Laguna Niguel, CA Member No.: 822 Region Association: Southern California
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So.. the President can't make it??
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| Heeltoe914 |
Sep 15 2012, 03:12 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,135 Joined: 31-January 06 From: Tujunga Calif, Member No.: 5,506 |
QUOTE(Madswede @ Sep 15 2012, 11:09 AM) QUOTE(Elliot Cannon @ Sep 15 2012, 09:53 AM) Finally a semi-sanctioned event. If you haven't attended this event, now you have absolutely almost NO reason not to. ... One thing I can promise is you will meet some good people with some nice cars and you WILL have a good time. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/agree.gif) As I said over on NARP, G&R is still the best time I've ever had in Riverside. Next time I can make it, I'll bring a car instead of a Ryder truck. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) ( G&R is still the best time I've ever had in Riverside.) I love this line. We all know how many fun and rewarding things their are to do in Riverside???? Sorry RON & Bruce Can I still come? |
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| SLITS |
Sep 15 2012, 05:10 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(Steve @ Sep 15 2012, 02:07 PM) So.. the President can't make it?? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stirthepot.gif) No .... his towel is in the wash. |
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| SLITS |
Sep 15 2012, 05:19 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(Heeltoe914 @ Sep 15 2012, 02:12 PM) QUOTE(Madswede @ Sep 15 2012, 11:09 AM) QUOTE(Elliot Cannon @ Sep 15 2012, 09:53 AM) Finally a semi-sanctioned event. If you haven't attended this event, now you have absolutely almost NO reason not to. ... One thing I can promise is you will meet some good people with some nice cars and you WILL have a good time. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/agree.gif) As I said over on NARP, G&R is still the best time I've ever had in Riverside. Next time I can make it, I'll bring a car instead of a Ryder truck. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) ( G&R is still the best time I've ever had in Riverside.) I love this line. We all know how many fun and rewarding things Sorry RON & Corrected .... you can come or breath hard anyway. |
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| Steve |
Sep 16 2012, 09:00 AM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 5,857 Joined: 14-June 03 From: Laguna Niguel, CA Member No.: 822 Region Association: Southern California
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Hey, I was born in Riverside and I am proud of it. If I have any mental or physical problems due to the excess smog growing up, I now have something to blame it on.
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| lagunero |
Sep 16 2012, 03:32 PM
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Donkey Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 1,042 Joined: 8-January 04 From: orange county,ca Member No.: 1,531 |
Hey! I didn't ignore you, time flew by. I actually logged on to post about the Halloween Run. See you at both...
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| 76-914 |
Sep 16 2012, 09:03 PM
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Repeat Offender & Resident Subaru Antagonist Group: Members Posts: 13,700 Joined: 23-January 09 From: Temecula, CA Member No.: 9,964 Region Association: Southern California
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I'm wearing my green robe and cowboy boots. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) I bought a set of Fuchs at the last meet. If you miss this event (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif)
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| Valy |
Sep 17 2012, 03:49 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,677 Joined: 6-April 10 From: Sunnyvale, CA Member No.: 11,573 Region Association: Northern California |
QUOTE(SLITS @ Sep 15 2012, 04:10 PM) QUOTE(Steve @ Sep 15 2012, 02:07 PM) So.. the President can't make it?? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stirthepot.gif) No .... his towel is in the wash. Bummer! I was hoping the President will give me a ride (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) Now I have to ask Putin for a favor. |
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| get off my lawn |
Sep 17 2012, 04:06 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 169 Joined: 18-August 11 From: west coast Member No.: 13,462 Region Association: None |
Not sure if I can make it or not, but I'll be sure to send my assistant:
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| SLITS |
Sep 17 2012, 04:27 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(get off my lawn @ Sep 17 2012, 03:06 PM) Not sure if I can make it or not, but I'll be sure to send my assistant: If he starts licking parts (car parts you pervert), he's outta here! |
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| Eric_Shea |
Sep 17 2012, 06:01 PM
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PMB Performance Group: Admin Posts: 19,304 Joined: 3-September 03 From: Salt Lake City, UT Member No.: 1,110 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
What does he assist you with?
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