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| Mrs. K |
 Nov 25 2004, 02:29 PM
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Grieve we must, but celebrate a great life!  Group: Birthday Fairy Posts: 7,513 Joined: 6-June 04 From: Long Beach, CA Member No.: 2,166  |
Things You Can Only Say at Thanksgiving and get away with it!
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? Lisa (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
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| Joe Ricard |
Nov 25 2004, 08:14 PM
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CUMONIWANNARACEU Group: Members Posts: 6,811 Joined: 5-January 03 From: Gautier, MS Member No.: 92 |
Thats just wonderful. I love it. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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| TimT |
Nov 25 2004, 08:17 PM
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retired Group: Members Posts: 4,033 Joined: 18-February 03 From: Wantagh, NY Member No.: 313 |
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| scruz914 |
Nov 26 2004, 01:03 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 815 Joined: 26-February 04 From: Santa Cruz, CA Member No.: 1,724 |
Funny. I think I heard every one of those tonight. Unfortunately they were all refering to the bird.
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| sgomes |
Nov 26 2004, 02:11 PM
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Electric Member Group: Members Posts: 815 Joined: 6-May 04 From: Campbell, CA Member No.: 2,029 |
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You're out of control Mrs. K! |
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| Mrs. K |
Nov 26 2004, 04:56 PM
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Grieve we must, but celebrate a great life! Group: Birthday Fairy Posts: 7,513 Joined: 6-June 04 From: Long Beach, CA Member No.: 2,166 |
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Made you laugh though, didn't it! Lisa (IMG:style_emoticons/default/monkeydance.gif) |
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