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> BAD DAY! Crashed my car, and got into a fist fight
don-6
post Apr 1 2016, 05:46 PM
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It was such a nice day here in So Cal that I decided to take my 914 out for a spin.
After enjoying my favorite mountain road, I started back into the city.
Suddenly traffic stopped, and I failed to react in time, and hit the car in front of me.
When I got out of my car to inspect the damage, I noticed that the driver of the car that I hit was a Little Person (Midget/Dwarf).
He hopped out of his car, and stomped toward me.
As he looked at his bumper, he announced "I'M NOT HAPPY!"
I replied, oh...which one are you?

That is when the fight began.
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post Apr 1 2016, 05:47 PM
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post Apr 1 2016, 05:51 PM
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post Apr 1 2016, 06:13 PM
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If this is an April fool's joke, It's disgusting.
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post Apr 1 2016, 06:21 PM
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post Apr 1 2016, 06:51 PM
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QUOTE(The Cabinetmaker @ Apr 2 2016, 01:13 PM) *

If this is an April fool's joke, It's disgusting.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/agree.gif) ,not good taste at all, considering don-6 was @ fault (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) ,jeez imagine how many times the little guy has heard that lame joke...really.
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post Apr 1 2016, 06:55 PM
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post Apr 1 2016, 07:14 PM
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post Apr 1 2016, 07:21 PM
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post Apr 1 2016, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE(don-6 @ Apr 1 2016, 04:46 PM) *

It was such a nice day here in So Cal that I decided to take my 914 out for a spin.
After enjoying my favorite mountain road, I started back into the city.
Suddenly traffic stopped, and I failed to react in time, and hit the car in front of me.
When I got out of my car to inspect the damage, I noticed that the driver of the car that I hit was a Little Person (Midget/Dwarf).
He hopped out of his car, and stomped toward me.
As he looked at his bumper, he announced "I'M NOT HAPPY!"
I replied, oh...which one are you?

That is when the fight began.




Nice try Don......

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post Apr 1 2016, 09:37 PM
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QUOTE(914_teener @ Apr 2 2016, 04:32 PM) *

QUOTE(don-6 @ Apr 1 2016, 04:46 PM) *

It was such a nice day here in So Cal that I decided to take my 914 out for a spin.
After enjoying my favorite mountain road, I started back into the city.
Suddenly traffic stopped, and I failed to react in time, and hit the car in front of me.
When I got out of my car to inspect the damage, I noticed that the driver of the car that I hit was a Little Person (Midget/Dwarf).
He hopped out of his car, and stomped toward me.
As he looked at his bumper, he announced "I'M NOT HAPPY!"
I replied, oh...which one are you?

That is when the fight began.






Nice try Don......

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post Apr 1 2016, 09:40 PM
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post Apr 1 2016, 11:10 PM
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I thought it was funny.

But, I'm not into PC or good taste at all.

At least you didn't rear end Caitlyn Jenner.
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post Apr 1 2016, 11:17 PM
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so you didn't stop short enough for him....
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post Apr 1 2016, 11:42 PM
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You are lucky it was just one. The last time that happened to me, a dozen of them piled out of their little car and wanted to kick my ass. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clown2.gif)
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post Apr 2 2016, 12:07 AM
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post Apr 2 2016, 06:04 AM
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post Apr 2 2016, 06:12 AM
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I think the people who took offense to this post need to GROW UP........ (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)
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post Apr 2 2016, 08:00 AM
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If you think this is offensive, check out the dwarf tossing thread in the sand box.
http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?showtopic=164637
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post Apr 2 2016, 09:39 AM
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QUOTE(Cuda911 @ Apr 1 2016, 10:10 PM) *

I thought it was funny.

But, I'm not into PC or good taste at all.

At least you didn't rear end Caitlyn Jenner.

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