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> Rubber hose from Enzo crash
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post Feb 23 2006, 06:44 PM
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The famous Enzo hose deserves its own thread:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAP...item=8040875409
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post Feb 23 2006, 06:54 PM
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Been asleep? That's our very own Howard's auction ........... The Cap'n
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post Feb 23 2006, 06:58 PM
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post Feb 23 2006, 07:04 PM
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post Feb 23 2006, 07:04 PM
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QUOTE (Cap'n Krusty @ Feb 23 2006, 05:54 PM)
Been asleep? That's our very own Howard's auction ........... The Cap'n

yep....you even posted to the thread in which I posted the link...thanks for reading the replies (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)


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post Feb 23 2006, 07:13 PM
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Git on a chair son, all the good stuff is goin over yer head!
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that is some good humor!
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post Feb 23 2006, 07:21 PM
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Only in California and on ebay. Looks more like a Fiat/Lancia radiator hose.
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post Feb 23 2006, 07:21 PM
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Will I be shunned like the people who do Chevy conversions?


THAT is "over the top" funny!!!!

Who's Enzo? Howard?

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Q: If I win the item, do you think that keeping it in the front of my speedos when I'm at the beach will help me meet women?
Feb-23-06
 A: You just blinded my mind's eye. Thanks...
 


 Q: Stop this madness! This 'hose' as you call it is a representation of the deity in our sacred religion - 'Hoseman'. To attempt to sell an image of 'Hoseman' is a blaspheme and insult to all our followers. Unless you cancel the auction at once, the wrath that will befall you will make Dutch cartoonists feel safe... 'Hoseman' has spoken. Oh mighty 'Hoseman'. Destroyer of Ferrari, deployer of airbag. We tremble before your tubular presence.  
Feb-23-06
 A: Let me get back to you. I need to call for backup. Where's Robin Williams when you need him?
 


 Q: I never knew you could sell 'hose' on eBay...Imagine the possibilities...How do you do it?
Feb-23-06
 A: You guys hire the same writer?
 


 Q: I imagine that's not the first 'hose' you have picked up on Decker...but is it the first you have tried to then sell?  
Feb-23-06
 A: 'Hoes'? I'm no pimp, ya know. Thanks for the straight line (again)
 


 Q: I have a 'a2z Racer Gear' jacket. If I win will I be able to tuck this hose between my legs and dance around?
Feb-23-06
 A: Not when I'm around..
 


 Q: Is this hose compatible with a MkV GTi? My fast wants me to bid on this hose.
Feb-23-06
 A: What's a MkV GTi?  
 


 Q: Do you have any idea what kinf of pressure this hose can handle? I would love to put it on my Honda turbo setup. Shoud give me at least 78hp.
Feb-23-06
 A: Allergic to rice. I wouldn't use it.
 


 Q: My name Michael Schumacher and I am world champion seven times. I drive real Ferrari. I just want you to know that Mister. And I am richest man in Europe from sports. This year I pound on Fred, kimi and that Pablo boy. Mr. Sanchez say you have good parties in LA. Next time you can invite me? I like American womans.
Feb-23-06
 A: (theme from Twilight Zone playing) (fade to black)
 


 Q: I was wondering if I could fit that hose on my motorcycle somewhere. Maybe some of the Ferrari ~energy~ will transfer to it. But then I thought, ~nawww... my bike's faster than any Ferrari anyway and was only 1% of the cost!~. Okay, here's the real question: What color is the inside of the hose?
Feb-23-06
 A: Pretty dark in there, but think it's black.
 


 Q: My car is a 1967 Austin Mini Moke and has a robust 34hp engine, I was owndering not if the hose will make it go faster but if the hose will slow it down some more due to weight. How much does the hose weigh in milligrams?
Feb-23-06
 A: Wanna sell it or trade it for a hose?
 


 Q: OK smart guy. Pellicano has your photo. He's gonna plaster it all over the Swedish Mafia Chat Board. NOW will you give us the hose?? --Dietrich
Feb-23-06
 A: Yes. Saturday.
 


 Q: I have heard that you can make a 944NA into a 951 by replacing the coolant overflow tank cap from a 944NA with one from a 951. Will installing this hose make my 951 into a Ferrari? Will I be shunned like the people who do Chevy conversions?
Feb-23-06
 A: 1: No 2: Yes
 


 Q: Does a Gizmondo come with it?I want one. http://biz.yahoo.com/e/060203/tgtl.pk8-k.html  
Feb-23-06
 A: No, does anyone have one?
 


 Q: My name is Eric Fletcher. As you know, I invented heater hose along with most of the Enzo. I believe I have a patent on that part#. Could you simply give it back to me instead of me having to buy it or sue you? Thanks, Eric Fletcher
Feb-23-06
 A: Did you pay Al Gore for inventing the internet so you could write this? I think not!
 


 Q: Greetings- In 1991 I got run down by a lady driving a Porsche 928S4 on PCH (out past Pepperdine, I was riding my bike) It was 10am and she was all goofy on Valium & wine. Do you have any parts from that accident? Perhaps a muffler? Thank you, Injured Tom
Feb-23-06
 A: Glad to hear you survived, but no, this was about 10 miles away.
 


 Q: Are you willing to accommodate a PPI on this hose?
Feb-23-06
 A: Hose will be on display at the Starbuck's counter, Albertson's market, Westlake Village this Saturday 10-11am (if I am not arrested for removing evidence)
 


 Q: If I add this hose to my 911, will I be viewed as (a) an iconoclatic outlaw like Steve McQueen or ((IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool.gif) just a garden variety R Gruppe pinhead?
Feb-23-06
 A: Porsches Rule, Ferraris Drool. But 30/70 weight bias? Get a 914.  
 


 Q: Just wanted to say your a genius LOL -Srt10Forum
Feb-23-06
 A: You're too kind. And extremely perceptive, may I add.
 


 Q: I always knew you were a hoser. Now I have proof. Get back to work and sell something people can really use, like car insurance.
Feb-23-06
 A: Just trying to keep my loss ratio down. And I'm not on the company payroll (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)
 


 Q: What is the diameter of the hose? I'm wondering if I can put it up someones nose. Thanks! Vinny Boberino
Feb-23-06
 A: Sorry, I responded to the one with your spelling error. No offense, Gumba?

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post Feb 23 2006, 07:26 PM
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(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif) Howard you've been mentioned on KABC channel 7 in LA. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif)
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post Feb 23 2006, 07:35 PM
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Howard
your comebacks are great!

U should go pro! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

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Are you willing to accommodate a PPI on this hose?


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post Feb 23 2006, 07:46 PM
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QUOTE (Lou W @ Feb 23 2006, 05:26 PM)
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif) Howard you've been mentioned on KABC channel 7 in LA. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif)

Thanks for the kind words and great setup material. Hope I don't get zapped for this, but it's as much fun as the club used to be.

ABC wanted to send a camera crew out to interview me, I'm holding out for Leno. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)

And a girl I went to school with in Minneapolis (6th grade) saw it in the paper and called me. Hope she aged better than I did (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/icon8.gif)
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post Feb 23 2006, 07:53 PM
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Has Leno called you yet to come on the show?
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post Feb 23 2006, 07:56 PM
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Yeah, told him I would do it if he would loan me the C-GT for a long weekend. Said he would get back to me.





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post Feb 23 2006, 07:57 PM
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70 questions to your auction! Do you even have time to sleep at night?
By far the funniest auction on EBay, period.

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post Feb 23 2006, 07:58 PM
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Some more Leno material for you...Tell them that you are part Canadian and therefore a natural hoser...take off eh!"
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post Feb 23 2006, 08:04 PM
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QUOTE (Howard @ Feb 23 2006, 05:56 PM)
Yeah, told him I would do it if he would loan me the C-GT for a long weekend. Said he would get back to me.





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Leno has a enzio.....hold out till he takes you for a ride in his 914....


Great work Howard (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Feb 23 2006, 09:36 PM
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Go here and suggest it. If enough people do then it's bound to happen.
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post Feb 23 2006, 11:07 PM
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I was going to send the link to some guys I work with, never got around to it. By the end of the day one of them sent it to me!

So Howard, apparently you've gone beyond Porsche and Ferrari and are now drawing in the NASCAR crowd.
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post Feb 24 2006, 08:59 AM
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i've never asked an ebay seller a question (until today). how does it work? they get the ? and decide whether or not to allow it in the ad?

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post Feb 24 2006, 09:06 AM
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Howard, your auction questions/answers are the funniest thing I've read in a while! One of my favorite comments was to the guy who called you a "bottom feeder"... classic!!!
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