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> SOT: Men are not marriage material, "If he buys a Porsche"
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post Apr 6 2006, 03:32 PM
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I about got busted at work laughing my (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/bootyshake.gif) off at this.

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post Apr 6 2006, 03:35 PM
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LOL.

too bad I have a VW (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/tongue.gif)

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post Apr 6 2006, 03:38 PM
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Didn't know a 914 was a "high end car". (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)
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post Apr 6 2006, 03:40 PM
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post Apr 6 2006, 03:43 PM
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If I tell my wife of 37 years that I'm not marriage material, when the (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) stops, she'll say "I knew THAT!" (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)
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post Apr 6 2006, 04:21 PM
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post Apr 6 2006, 04:22 PM
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(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/av-943.gif) i showed my GF this and she laughed her butt off (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif) but my comeback was that i'm "good boyfriend material" (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif)
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post Apr 6 2006, 04:27 PM
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Hmmm...

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post Apr 6 2006, 04:37 PM
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That explains everything. I've been divorced since 1991 and have owned 6 Porsches since.

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post Apr 6 2006, 04:41 PM
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(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/confused24.gif) Is "She" marriage material if "She" owns a Porsche?

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post Apr 6 2006, 04:46 PM
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 Is "She" marriage material if "She" owns a Porsche?


Yes, because after you're married you get to own 1/2 of that Porsche. Of course, then you technically own a Porsche through her which then means that you are not marriage material...um I guess either way we lose. Or do we win? um, never mind.
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post Apr 6 2006, 04:46 PM
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"But, honey! It's not a real Porsche." (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif)

Mine's a keeper. He didn't even give me a hard time about leaking tranny fluid all over the garage floor. (my side, of course) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif)

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post Apr 6 2006, 04:46 PM
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My wife didn't seem to think this was adequate grounds for divorce. I guess I have to stay married...
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post Apr 6 2006, 04:48 PM
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post Apr 6 2006, 04:49 PM
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well...my 1st Porsche was free......

and my wife bought my 911 as a B-day gift, so where do I fit in??? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)
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post Apr 6 2006, 04:49 PM
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finally...a thread that takes some of the heat off of my "Baby Boomers don't save" thread!!!!


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post Apr 6 2006, 05:06 PM
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Who comes up with this shit. No wonder women have so many problems.
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post Apr 6 2006, 05:10 PM
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QUOTE (drewvw @ Apr 6 2006, 03:49 PM)
finally...a thread that takes some of the heat off of my "Baby Boomers don't save" thread!!!!


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post Apr 6 2006, 05:24 PM
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QUOTE (Brett W @ Apr 6 2006, 03:06 PM)
Who comes up with this shit. No wonder women have so many problems.



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post Apr 6 2006, 05:42 PM
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(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/w00t.gif) very funny! I think that would apply to anybody who doesn't have a "daily" family car. I spent a long time searching for a girl with grease under her finger nails. That way at least she would understand my obsession and probably have her own.
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