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| redshift |
 Oct 7 2003, 07:50 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you!  Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869  |
Dear Abby,
I recently read your column advising grandparents on "tough love" for grandparents to give misbehaving grandchildren, whose own parents let them run wild. I have followed your advice, and enclose a picture demonstrating my technique when my grandson just won't behave while I'm babysitting for his parents. They have told me not to spank him, so I just take him for a ride, and he usually calms down afterward. Sign me, Tough Love Grandma Attached image(s) 
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| URY914 |
Oct 7 2003, 09:16 PM
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. Group: Members Posts: 121,070 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None |
Sometimes you just have to do what you feel is right.
Lil' bastard will learn one day. |
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| redshift |
Oct 7 2003, 09:37 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
I have a non-child clause in my contract, I'll never know the real taste of retribution for my childhood.... although I lived with a long string of strippers. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/boldblue.gif)(IMG:style_emoticons/default/bootyshake.gif)(IMG:style_emoticons/default/boldblue.gif)
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| Joe Bob |
Oct 7 2003, 10:41 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
Thank God I have daughters....I woulda strangled another me by now.....
Of course their first dates will probably be like me as well....then I will have to shoot both of them..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/fighting19.gif) |
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| Malmz |
Oct 7 2003, 10:49 PM
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CSOBOSC founding member Group: Benefactors Posts: 489 Joined: 22-April 03 From: So. Cal Member No.: 602  |
Don't worry Mike, my boys won't start trying to nail your girls for at least another 8 years now. Nick will be 14 and Carson 10... yea, that's about right.
You did sell off the gun collection, right? sm |
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| URY914 |
Oct 8 2003, 05:44 AM
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. Group: Members Posts: 121,070 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None |
I was in a discussion once about which is cheaper to raise, boys or girls. One guy had his son was cheaper than his girl until he was thrown in jail. Legal fees caught up with him.
Oh well. Paul |
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| redshift |
Oct 8 2003, 05:47 AM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
Girls are more expensive.... in the long run, it HAS to be.
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| Air_Cooled_Nut |
Oct 8 2003, 09:44 AM
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914 Ronin - 914 owner who lost his 914club.com Group: Members Posts: 1,748 Joined: 19-April 03 From: Beaverton, Oregon Member No.: 584 Region Association: None |
A buddy o' mine in the Navy had three daughter and it drove him nuts. He said boys are easier to raise because you only have to deal with one swinging dick. With daughters, you have to deal with a world FULL of swinging dicks.
I feel for my brother-in-law, he's got two girls. |
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| fuch toy |
Oct 8 2003, 09:47 AM
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QUOTE(Malmz @ Oct 7 2003, 08:49 PM) Don't worry Mike, my boys won't start trying to nail your girls for at least another 8 years now. Nick will be 14 and Carson 10... yea, that's about right. You did sell off the gun collection, right? sm I still have a 9mm left....13 rounds. That should take care of the starters, the water boy and the coach..... |
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| Bruce Allert |
Oct 8 2003, 10:01 AM
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Hellions asleep Group: Members Posts: 3,289 Joined: 19-March 03 From: Eagle Creek, Orygun Member No.: 441 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
I love kids... as long as they're not mine (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap56.gif) that's why I ain't got nun (IMG:style_emoticons/default/pray.gif) thankyou God.
Actually, I used to want kids before I worked with them (taking their portraits). Don't know which was worse, the kids or the Moms that accompanied them (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) bruce P.s. there's a few good ones out there tho (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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| Rockaria |
Oct 8 2003, 03:27 PM
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ZippidyDoDah... Group: Members Posts: 817 Joined: 2-May 03 From: Southwest, USA Member No.: 645 Region Association: None |
I know this is a hack job, But...
(IMG:http://lib.nmsu.edu/~clandt/914parts/kid-on-car.jpg) Gotta love it! |
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