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Zeke
post Dec 23 2003, 11:00 AM
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As started on the famous 911 BBS, posts that you would most likely not see...lots of humor and a few inside jokes came out.

I'll start by copying one from the thread:

"I just bought some new track tires from Pep boys and shaved 2 seconds a lap!" -- JP Stein
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:03 AM
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Each VTECH sticker made a gain of 10HP!
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:05 AM
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cant forget the "type R" sticker...good for at least 15 hp. 20 if its in japanese!
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:07 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:13 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:18 AM
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What CHEAP upgrades can I do and still have my 914 look stock - Karl Ellzey


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post Dec 23 2003, 11:26 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:27 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:28 AM
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If I lose weight, will the car be faster? - Anonymous

Wait a minute, I think that's not unlikely to be seen here.....
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:34 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:41 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:42 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:43 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:45 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:48 AM
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I use JB Weld, and a heat gun.

We can usually seal the cracks up, and then foam over the rust, it's the only way to repair the suspension ears, and be back on the road within the hour.

Other's would say weld it, but who has time for that shit?

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing twice, quickly, on a budget.

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post Dec 23 2003, 11:52 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:52 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:53 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:53 AM
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:53 AM
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