As started on the famous 911 BBS, posts that you would most likely not see...lots of humor and a few inside jokes came out.

I'll start by copying one from the thread:

"I just bought some new track tires from Pep boys and shaved 2 seconds a lap!" -- JP Stein

Each VTECH sticker made a gain of 10HP!

cant forget the "type R" sticker...good for at least 15 hp. 20 if its in japanese!

"Anybody have a concours condition seat rail for my 356?" Zois

What's the best type of wax to use on my 914?

What CHEAP upgrades can I do and still have my 914 look stock - Karl Ellzey


Why I love Americans and hate chicken soup - Andy

Why don't we invite Alfred back? - the Moderators

"Anyone got a tired 1.8L motor I can put in my wife's car?" -Brad

Lets all go over to Rennlist - Brad


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If I lose weight, will the car be faster? - Anonymous

Wait a minute, I think that's not unlikely to be seen here.....

"Anyone have 14 inch wheels for my car, it's done and I'm going to drive it tomorrow." Mueller

"My wife is so happy that I have extra stickers." - rhodyguy

"Put over 300,000 miles on the car now" by DDDD

"I'm tired of Hooters. Anyone want to hold 914 Lunches at my local fundamentalist church?"

"my son spilled wd40 on my car. is it totaled?"

i bought another car. craig

I wouldn't think of buying parts for my 914 anywhere else but Auto Atalnta, and I reccomend them to all my 914 friends.
CCLINHAPPYSHOPPING

"get yourself a big can of chicken-broth (the concentrated stuff, not deluted), heat it up (no boil), add nudles if you like and you'll feel better in a day or two." - SirAndy

Made my eyes water with laughter..


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i bought another car. jim

Kevin that should read " I can't find another car to buy"
Craig

"Free 9146 to a good home" - Brad

I can't keep these damn 914club stickers in stock. Kevin

"I just had a great chicken sandwich, no more burgers for me!" MarkD

"Sorry guys.. had to do some house cleaning"- Brad << double meaning.

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The PO said it was rust free, and damn if he was'nt right!

Honey,
My 2.0 rebuild should be less than $2000.

Damn I broke a nail.....
These bunny ears clash with my Brooks Brothers suit....
Can I get that Boxster with an automatic and in Pink?
Sure you can date my daughter....

salam aleikum - Miles

Just going to check the E-mail, I'll only be five minutes
Harvey

"Check out my new 914, I'm leaving this one all stock"

My 914 runs great. - Everyone

"In all seriousness..." - Miles

"Eurovan engines are pretty easy to find"- Everyone

"Can we limit the amount of T&A shots on this board" - Brad or Zois

"Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll drive my own car" - DD

Hey, Blue Car is Done! - me

OMG - I got WD40 on my paint, what should I do? Oh wait, that WAS on here!

-Chris

Moved by Moderator to Off Topic!

"The mental hospital has agreed to let me out on weekends"... - Miles Hendrix

"Flat six power all the way!" - Jake Raby

"Look at my new hobby... collecting Ford Pintos" - Craig Laughlin

X19's and Fieros are cool like 914's

"I am willing to pay good money to have the repairs done correctly."

"What is the narrowest tire that will fit on a stock 5.5 inch wheel?"

"I just own one because it's a Porsche"

"I'm not really worried about rust"

"I'm finally finished with this thing"

"I think I will change to the later style bumpers"

"Luckily these things are easy to maintain"

"I only like it for the straightaways"

"They should have used more seam sealer in the trunks"

"914-6 heat exchangers are a real bargain"

"It's was either this or a 1981 Turbo Trans Am"

"I generally buy everything through the Porsche Dealership."

That wasn't funny.


^---- another thing you are not likely to read here.

YO, Alfred, what's the square root of........