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> Most unlikely posts to be seen here
Zeke
post Dec 23 2003, 11:00 AM
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As started on the famous 911 BBS, posts that you would most likely not see...lots of humor and a few inside jokes came out.

I'll start by copying one from the thread:

"I just bought some new track tires from Pep boys and shaved 2 seconds a lap!" -- JP Stein
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Zeke   Most unlikely posts to be seen here   Dec 23 2003, 11:00 AM
rhilgers   Each VTECH sticker made a gain of 10HP!   Dec 23 2003, 11:03 AM
Aaron Cox   cant forget the "type R" sticker...good for at lea...   Dec 23 2003, 11:05 AM
Ferg   "Anybody have a concours condition seat rail for m...   Dec 23 2003, 11:07 AM
Lawrence   What's the best type of wax to use on my 914?   Dec 23 2003, 11:13 AM
James Adams   What CHEAP upgrades can I do and still have my 914...   Dec 23 2003, 11:18 AM
Lawrence   "Anyone got a tired 1.8L motor I can put in my wif...   Dec 23 2003, 11:26 AM
Brad Roberts   Lets all go over to Rennlist - Brad B   Dec 23 2003, 11:27 AM
L8Apex   If I lose weight, will the car be faster? - Anonym...   Dec 23 2003, 11:28 AM
Ferg   "Anyone have 14 inch wheels for my car, it's d...   Dec 23 2003, 11:34 AM
Part Pricer   "My wife is so happy that I have extra stickers." ...   Dec 23 2003, 11:41 AM
GWN7   "Put over 300,000 miles on the car now" by DDDD   Dec 23 2003, 11:42 AM
Lawrence   "I'm tired of Hooters. Anyone want to hold 91...   Dec 23 2003, 11:43 AM
Aaron Cox   "my son spilled wd40 on my car. is it totaled?" :...   Dec 23 2003, 11:45 AM
redshift  
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rhodyguy   i bought another car. craig   Dec 23 2003, 11:52 AM
boxstr   I wouldn't think of buying parts for my 914 an...   Dec 23 2003, 11:52 AM
MarkV   "get yourself a big can of chicken-broth (the conc...   Dec 23 2003, 11:53 AM
Brad Roberts   Made my eyes water with laughter.. :lol: B   Dec 23 2003, 11:53 AM
rhodyguy   i bought another car. jim   Dec 23 2003, 11:53 AM
boxstr   Kevin that should read " I can't find another ...   Dec 23 2003, 11:53 AM
Brad Roberts   "Free 9146 to a good home" - Brad   Dec 23 2003, 11:54 AM
boxstr   I can't keep these damn 914club stickers in st...   Dec 23 2003, 11:55 AM
Ferg   "I just had a great chicken sandwich, no more burg...   Dec 23 2003, 12:06 PM
Brad Roberts   "Sorry guys.. had to do some house cleaning"- Brad...   Dec 23 2003, 12:07 PM
ppickerell   The PO said it was rust free, and damn if he was...   Dec 23 2003, 12:12 PM
ppickerell   Honey, My 2.0 rebuild should be less than $20...   Dec 23 2003, 12:13 PM
!   Damn I broke a nail..... These bunny ears clash wi...   Dec 23 2003, 12:16 PM
swood   salam aleikum - Miles   Dec 23 2003, 12:21 PM
HarveyH   Just going to check the E-mail, I'll only be f...   Dec 23 2003, 12:29 PM
Lawrence  
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Mueller   "Check out my new 914, I'm leaving this one al...   Dec 23 2003, 12:34 PM
L8Apex   My 914 runs great. - Everyone   Dec 23 2003, 12:39 PM
James Adams   "In all seriousness..." - Miles   Dec 23 2003, 12:50 PM
Chris H.   "Eurovan engines are pretty easy to find"- Everyon...   Dec 23 2003, 12:51 PM
djm914-6   "Can we limit the amount of T&A shots on this boar...   Dec 23 2003, 12:57 PM
seanery   Hey, Blue Car is Done! :boing: - me   Dec 23 2003, 01:04 PM
madd_dogg_914   OMG - I got WD40 on my paint, what should I do? ...   Dec 23 2003, 01:07 PM
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Qarl   Moved by Moderator to Off Topic!   Dec 23 2003, 01:33 PM
Qarl   "The mental hospital has agreed to let me out on w...   Dec 23 2003, 01:37 PM
redshift  
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seanery  
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L8Apex   X19's and Fieros are cool like 914's   Dec 23 2003, 01:57 PM
airsix   "I am willing to pay good money to have the repair...   Dec 23 2003, 02:17 PM
Chris H.   "I just own one because it's a Porsche" "I...   Dec 23 2003, 02:20 PM
redshift     Dec 23 2003, 02:21 PM
Bruce Allert   YO, Alfred, what's the square root of........   Dec 23 2003, 02:41 PM
72914S   Really Honey it`s a cheap hobby,and it will ke...   Dec 23 2003, 02:57 PM
Curvie Roadlover  
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Malmz   "I'm ashamed of my ass" - Zois "I need to fin...   Dec 23 2003, 03:10 PM
Ferg   "You guys suck, I'm going to the AA forums." ...   Dec 23 2003, 03:13 PM
redshift  
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L8Apex   Sawzalls are stupid   Dec 23 2003, 03:38 PM
Curvie Roadlover     Dec 23 2003, 03:49 PM
URY914   "I just added 40 pounds of weight to my car" "I j...   Dec 23 2003, 03:54 PM
SirAndy  
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GWN7   "How to Ziebart your car for free by driving down ...   Dec 23 2003, 04:17 PM
morgan   I just built an engine with too high of compressio...   Dec 23 2003, 06:09 PM
Andyrew   Nahh just add NOS, it'll help your car run coo...   Dec 23 2003, 06:12 PM
Aaron Cox   screw the 914...im getting an x19! i get 200 ...   Dec 23 2003, 06:15 PM
Jeroen   I finally have a rust free tub - Jeroen   Dec 23 2003, 06:20 PM
Hawktel  
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Aaron Cox   I sold my 914 and bought a 911!   Dec 23 2003, 06:42 PM
Bruce Allert   So, where do I put the scrotum casing? :idea:   Dec 23 2003, 06:47 PM
redshift   Dunkle Pinto Swap, Wednesday, 4 AM, 1104 State Rd....   Dec 23 2003, 06:54 PM
Aaron Cox   I got out of prison! - redshift   Dec 23 2003, 06:56 PM
rick 918-S   I'm working on a conversion, I need some greas...   Dec 23 2003, 07:09 PM
Qarl   Posted in the "What the heck do you look like" thr...   Dec 23 2003, 07:47 PM
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Carl   "Damn, how come Brad doesn't SAY something whe...   Dec 23 2003, 07:57 PM
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URY914  
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Qarl   Posted in the Member's 914 Pictures thread... ...   Dec 23 2003, 08:31 PM
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drew365   "What's the best way to remove the light dust ...   Dec 23 2003, 08:42 PM
Lawrence  
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URY914   I'm going to post one word at a time not one s...   Dec 23 2003, 09:00 PM
boxstr   Brad is going to help me cut these holes in my fro...   Dec 23 2003, 09:07 PM
boxstr   "I promise honey, no more 914 parts in the house, ...   Dec 23 2003, 09:14 PM
redshift   The easy part about rebuilding a pedal cluster is ...   Dec 23 2003, 09:21 PM
Brad Roberts   My 914 friends SUCK- Brad B   Dec 24 2003, 03:54 AM
ejm   Anything posted by John Dunkle :lol: :lol: Hi...   Dec 24 2003, 06:49 AM
redshift   You guys are cool, and I love you dearly!   Dec 24 2003, 09:50 AM
Carl  
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fuch toy  
Gosh, Panorama Magazine sure ripped the new Porsch...   Dec 24 2003, 11:28 AM
Malmz   "My 914 is in for service at Family Motors" - me ...   Dec 24 2003, 11:32 AM
Gint   How about anything posted by Cap'n Krusty. An...   Dec 24 2003, 11:56 AM
Bruce Allert   Admin won't let me say the "F" word any more.   Dec 24 2003, 12:24 PM
skline   "I can do a valve adjustment in about 3 minutes" A...   Dec 24 2003, 01:00 PM
Mueller  
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scotty  
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Aaron Cox   I added some weight to my car to make it faster - ...   Dec 24 2003, 01:22 PM
Carl   I finally got it to leak! Who needs Lojack?   Dec 24 2003, 01:30 PM
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