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Really Honey it`s a cheap hobby,and it will keep me from drinking so much.
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"This thread is worthwhile without pics"
- Everyone
- Everyone
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Dumping the Nickies ... going cast iron 103's on ALL my engine builds! - Jake Raby
"I'm ashamed of my ass" - Zois
"I need to find something to drive that is environmentally friendly" - Malmz
"I need to find something to drive that is environmentally friendly" - Malmz
"You guys suck, I'm going to the AA forums." Everyone
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I am looking for a rusty roller.
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.... I restored all the structural parts before I ever started adding the bling-bling.
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Yellow cars aren't faster
M
Sawzalls are stupid
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"I'd buy that piece of shit rusted out roller and tow it home, but it's too far away"
GWN7
"I just added 40 pounds of weight to my car"
"I just bought a CD player for my car."
"I just pick up some NOS sunvisors from AA on EBay"
- URY914
Paul
"I just bought a CD player for my car."
"I just pick up some NOS sunvisors from AA on EBay"
- URY914
Paul
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my car is too light
URY914
"How to Ziebart your car for free by driving down a freshly oiled road" by Quarl
I just built an engine with too high of compression that it blows the spark out. So I'm going to the parts store to buy some baffled spark plugs. 
Nahh just add NOS, it'll help your car run cooler
screw the 914...im getting an x19!
i get 200 horses out of a 1.7
i get 200 horses out of a 1.7
I finally have a rust free tub - Jeroen
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A Cayanne Driver Waved at me!
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Screw the turns, I'm going to catch up on the straight
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No, that engine is to over done and powerfull to go in a 914
Just remember, its not the size of the Rust, its how you handle it.
I sold my 914 and bought a 911!
So, where do I put the scrotum casing? 
Dunkle Pinto Swap, Wednesday, 4 AM, 1104 State Rd. 46, Trenton NJ.
I got out of prison! - redshift
I'm working on a conversion, I need some grease and a shoe horn.- rich
Posted in the "What the heck do you look like" thread...
Okay.. lets analyze what's so funny about this...
1. Miles indicates he has "friends"
2. Miles shows what he looks like and it isn't clownlike
3. Miles shows he has a real 914
4. Miles shows that he doesn't live in a mental hospital
5. Miles owns a digital camera
6. The pictures are clear... unlike Andy's
7. Miles acts pleasant and non-confrontational
8. Miles isn't acting like a smartass
9. The post is clear and rational and actually makes sense
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Hi! My name is Miles Hendricks. My friends call me redshift.
Here is a picture of me.
Here is a picture of me and my 914.
Here is a picture of my home.
Do you like my photos? I took them with my new digital camera. They are nice and clear... just like the photos Andy takes!"
Here is a picture of me.
Here is a picture of me and my 914.
Here is a picture of my home.
Do you like my photos? I took them with my new digital camera. They are nice and clear... just like the photos Andy takes!"
Okay.. lets analyze what's so funny about this...
1. Miles indicates he has "friends"
2. Miles shows what he looks like and it isn't clownlike
3. Miles shows he has a real 914
4. Miles shows that he doesn't live in a mental hospital
5. Miles owns a digital camera
6. The pictures are clear... unlike Andy's
7. Miles acts pleasant and non-confrontational
8. Miles isn't acting like a smartass
9. The post is clear and rational and actually makes sense
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Hey everybody... I found a way to get great heat and ventilation in my 914!!
- anyone
"Damn, how come Brad doesn't SAY something when he's pissed?" Everyone.
"Sandblasting's a lot better'n acid dip. Gives the kids a place to play for years." SirAndy
"So what's wrong with this picture?" Brad
"So what's wrong with this picture?" Brad
"So what's wrong with this picture?" Brad
"So what's wrong with this picture?" Brad
"I dunno, Brad. It caught on fire?" Me.
Carl
"Sandblasting's a lot better'n acid dip. Gives the kids a place to play for years." SirAndy
"So what's wrong with this picture?" Brad
"So what's wrong with this picture?" Brad
"So what's wrong with this picture?" Brad
"So what's wrong with this picture?" Brad
"I dunno, Brad. It caught on fire?" Me.
Carl
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Does this make my butt look big?
- Zois
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think i'll slip over to rennlist and see if they need any calendars ...
rich h
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Should I use black sand from the Black Forest that I bought on German EBay or Daytona Beach white sand to sand blast my trailing arms?
kellzey
Posted in the Member's 914 Pictures thread...
Am I allowed to make fun of myself?
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Hi! My name is Qarl. Here is my 914-6 conversion I built for only $12K!
Am I allowed to make fun of myself?
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So I was taking my 914 for a drive the other night....
Dave Darling
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... and I had to put the top on because it was raining....
Dave Darling
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Cool! I used POR-15 to fill a cavity in a patient's mouth. It hardens when exposed to moisture... so it should work... right?
Dave Hunt!
"What's the best way to remove the light dust that forms on my car after I finish waxing it?" - Drew365 
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I think I'll sit out of this thread.
Qarl
Qarl
I'm going to post one word at a time not one sentence like I've been doing-Brad
Brad is going to help me cut these holes in my front hood, he said they are going to look great, and he wants to do the same to his car.
Sir Andy
Sir Andy
"I promise honey, no more 914 parts in the house, and I won't put them on the dinner table to take pictures"
Karl E
Karl E
The easy part about rebuilding a pedal cluster is getting the welded on clutch cable off.
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My 914 friends SUCK- Brad
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Anything posted by John Dunkle
Hi John!!
Hi John!!
You guys are cool, and I love you dearly!
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Damn,why don't they write these manuals in English??
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The 914 was just named the car of the millenium!
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Why'd they make so darn many LE's?
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Bumblebee?? Geez, what were they thinking?
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Not enough rust on that one, son. We'll have to pass it up.
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Anybody got a good 1.8? This stupid 3.2 puts waffle marks on my butt.
Gosh, Panorama Magazine sure ripped the new Porsche model...you would think they would be nicer to the parent company.
"My 914 is in for service at Family Motors" - me
"I'm not driving THERE, that's too damn far!" - Brad
"I'm not driving THERE, that's too damn far!" - Brad
How about anything posted by Cap'n Krusty. And if he were here:
"Why don't you just put some SS brake lines that 914 and be done with it."
"Why don't you just put some SS brake lines that 914 and be done with it."
Admin won't let me say the "F" word any more.
"I can do a valve adjustment in about 3 minutes" Anyone
Paramount Pictures approached me to use my 914 in a movie about High Performance Rice burners..
This V-8 conversion was so cheap but it has less power than the 1.7 I took out
The 44 Webers I just installed work better than the FI I took out.
The transmission never grinds in any gear
I pulled up in the driveway and was leaking automatic transmission fluid all the way up the driveway.
My stock 2.0 liter runs way cooler with the new radiator installed.
I took my sway bars off for better handling
Paramount Pictures approached me to use my 914 in a movie about High Performance Rice burners..
This V-8 conversion was so cheap but it has less power than the 1.7 I took out
The 44 Webers I just installed work better than the FI I took out.
The transmission never grinds in any gear
I pulled up in the driveway and was leaking automatic transmission fluid all the way up the driveway.
My stock 2.0 liter runs way cooler with the new radiator installed.
I took my sway bars off for better handling
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The Factory put the motor in the wrong f'n location, are they morons or what???
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You can turbo a 914!
I added some weight to my car to make it faster - Ury914
I finally got it to leak! Who needs Lojack?
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