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> OT: What amazing thing has your kid said?
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post Dec 23 2003, 09:16 PM
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Way off topic, but I had to share. My 2.5 year old daughter just keeps flooring me with the things she says. A few weeks ago she was trying to balance on the arm of a small chair, gave up, and said "That chair isn't stable enough". (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) Jamie and I were stunned and asked her "What does 'not stable' mean?" She said "It's about things that are going to fall down"

Tonight she said "What are you looking at". I said "Lathes and mills". She said "I want a mill." I said "And what would you do with a mill?" She said "I want to use it to make toys for my dollies." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

I'm just wondering how long is it going to take for my kids to figure out they are smarter than me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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post Dec 23 2003, 09:34 PM
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"When are going to beat me at Autocross, Dad?" and that is in the car I built!!!
I have beat him once so far........godamn punk ass kid.....good thing he is moving to another state!

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post Dec 23 2003, 10:04 PM
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My three-year old cousin says to his mother..."Mom, can I have this toy?"....

No.

So he goes to his father (my Uncle) and says..."Dad, can I have this toy?"

No.

So he says... "I asked Mom and she says, No, and I ask you and you say No"

So my Uncles says... "Then I guess it's unanimous!"

My cousin says... How come it's always YOUnanimous... I want it to be MEnanimous!

We all laughed and bought him the friggin toy. Smart kid!
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:02 PM
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We're roaring over here right now. My 5 day old daughter is grunting out a crap. She makes this fussy face, scrinches up her legs, then power squeezes - all while grunting. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/pain30.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/pain30.gif)
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post Dec 23 2003, 11:59 PM
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You folks with young kids..... You have no idea....

I have teenagers - and when the phone rings after 1AM - the most amazing thing they can say is "Hey Dad, I'm not calling from the Police Station or anything...."

You wait, you ain't seen nothing yet... -Conversations get more amazing as they get older... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)
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post Dec 24 2003, 12:35 AM
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Yes they do.

I keep telling Dad im gona beat him in auto x.. Then I come home and show him who's boss playing NFS: PU (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Arent kids grand Dad? (he'll reply in a few hours..)

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post Dec 24 2003, 01:47 AM
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I don't have children, but, I've got plenty of Nieces and Nephews. Nothing cracks you up like teaching a 5 year old some choice phrases.

"You realize I'm the one who is going to choose your Nursing home" got me banned from 1 sisters house.

"Mom, your a Hottie" got the ban lifted.

I taught my other sisters 2 year old to bump knuckles. And her 7 year old to flash gang signs at cops when on the road. My sister isn't sure if her 5 year old got "Are you talking to me" from me or the Saprano's, but I know. All my relatives keep glaring at me, and mentioning vague threats after I have children, but I'm not worried.

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post Dec 24 2003, 02:14 AM
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Keone, my 2 yr old, has copped a nasty little attitude lately. Pushin' buttons all day long. Its funnier than shit. Kori gets pissed at me for laughing...

"DONT EGG YOUR SON ON !!" Keone mocks mom (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

"Mommy, THATS Uncle Dave's BEER !!" He drinks Redhook IPA, We drink Fat Tire (but didn't have any FT)

Keone keeps pickin' on Eli, too (IMG:style_emoticons/default/spank.gif) Eli laughs (til he bonks his head (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chairfall.gif) )

Ahhh.... the good life (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)


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post Dec 24 2003, 07:58 AM
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My little brother is 18 years younger than I am, which leads to trouble, huh?
Anyway, about the same time he was learning about Baby Jesus, I started teaching him how to say "Nice TaTas Babe!" Well, I'm away at college and get a phonecall he blurted out "Nice TaTas Baby Jesus" right after the sermon at church! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
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post Dec 24 2003, 08:49 AM
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my oldest son, must have been 84. he was 3. thanksgiving dinner at the then inlaws. "these carrots really suck". he was right. haven't thought of that in a long time.

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post Dec 24 2003, 09:30 AM
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One of my son's Oliver is Autistic and had never spoken, while driving in the car one day with a car load of kids I was explaining to them that Oliver cant answer there questions because he is autistic and is unable too.
I looked over to the passenger seat at Oliver and he replied " I can speak a little Dad ". I almost lost control of the car and didnt know if I should pull over or what. He didnt speak again for many years. He is now 17 and doing great, he can say just enough to get his needs met and more.
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post Dec 24 2003, 09:33 AM
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LOL... so many great children out there!

No more threads about kids... you are making me reaaal jealous.

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post Dec 24 2003, 09:42 AM
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nah, its funny when they do call from the police station!
"Dad, can you pick me up at the police station? I didn't do anything real bad."
Oh, How bad was it?
"We got caught tagging ".
Ok, I'll pick you up in the morning......

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post Dec 24 2003, 10:08 AM
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No wee littlins for me yet, however, my roommate has a three year old little girl. I did what I could to corrupt her, I taught her several things a 3 year old shouldn't know. But the most vivid one of the past year was this. I kept having her rehearse a particular saying that you would never hear a 3 year old say. Once she got it down perfect, I sent her on her way to try it out. She walked into the living room and started throwing pillows (all part of the plan) When her mom came in and asked what she was doing, she calmly (and remeber this girl has just turned 3) Walks over to her mom, stops about a foot away and puts out her hand infront of her face. She looks at her own hand for a sec, then flips it around and puts it right in her moms face and then blurts out, "talk to the hand, mom!"

I died laughing! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Doing my part to help corrupt todays youth, Chris.
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post Dec 24 2003, 11:12 AM
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This happened to me last night....

I don't have kiddos, but I do have 1.5 year old niece (Olivia) and 4 yr old nephew (Anders). They are in Ohio and I am in Colorado. I took a new job and we are in the middle of an audit - so I had to for go the family trip to Ohio as I will be in the office on the 26th

Last night I called to say Hi to all 10 of them. Anders got a hold of the phone and asked me when I would getting there. I told him I had to work so I could buy him a really great present.

"I don't want a present uncle Cott - you just come visit"

It tears me up even to type this - that kid ripped my heart out..... I'll never forget that conversation.

I cant imagine the connection you dads have out there with your kids - you are very lucky.

Happy Holidays All - (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif)
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post Dec 24 2003, 11:21 AM
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"daddy, why dont you have a 3.2 six in this thing????" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Dec 24 2003, 11:23 AM
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Nick at about 3 years old while taking a bath:

Nick: Daddy, boys have wieners and girls don't.

Me: Are you a boy or a girl?

Nick: A boy

Me: Is Mommy a boy?

Nick: No Daddy, she's a girl, she doesn't have a weiner.

Me: Am I a boy or a girl?

Nick: Your a boy Daddy, you have a weiner, and you have a BIG one.

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post Dec 24 2003, 12:26 PM
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Hey Malmz, it's all realitive! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

My youngest son (age 2) saw that I had left the garage open one morning when I left for work. He went running to Mom yelling "Daddy took the Porsche (2 syl) today!"

Kids will say atleast one thing per day that'll floor you.

Now he has is own Porsche to play with. I'm so proud. My oldest (6) is looking for a better ride now.
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post Dec 24 2003, 01:58 PM
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today my 7 year old son calls my office at 1030-ish and says..

"dad since it's christmas eve, do you think you could come home early? i don't want to get you in trouble so i was thinking, not 330 but maybe 415. can you do that? we could have some family time. (choke up here)"

i was home at 1220....

damn i love these little ones..... makes a jerk like me feel like i may have something to offer afterall....... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif)

PS: work made me be there, otherwise, it would be lego racers and dragon tales all day..... damn responsibility.....
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post Dec 24 2003, 02:10 PM
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QUOTE(redshift @ Dec 24 2003, 07:33 AM)
LOL... so many great children out there!

No more threads about kids... you are making me reaaal jealous.

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Uncle M, I've got a couple to spare. Just give me your PO box #.

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