anyone read this ad?, pretty funny.. |
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anyone read this ad?, pretty funny.. |
vortrex |
Mar 20 2004, 11:05 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,687 Joined: 24-December 02 From: SF, CA Member No.: 4 Region Association: None |
http://www.914world.com/classifieds/detail...?cat=20&de=2024
way to sell a car! I like how he's calling everyone losers/retards, yet he's the one with the DUI, no license, and peddling his bike around town. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
Joe Bob |
Mar 20 2004, 11:08 AM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
You can be funny AND be a dick....that guy is just a dick....
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william harris |
Mar 20 2004, 11:10 AM
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914 Restorer Group: Members Posts: 1,459 Joined: 9-January 04 From: Hamilton, MA Member No.: 1,539 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Got to admit I missed that one. What a classic. Guess I'm a retard cause I have my license and like to e-mail. Well, got to weed the retards out! How did he get here? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)
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vortrex |
Mar 20 2004, 11:14 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,687 Joined: 24-December 02 From: SF, CA Member No.: 4 Region Association: None |
"you can afford a phone call then you shouldn't be looking to buy a race car... you should be looking for something more like a chevy chevette how about a 1979 chevette... that's your car."
that's my favorite. little does he know a '79 chevette is probably quicker than his original 1.7L "race car". |
914ghost |
Mar 20 2004, 11:58 AM
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BOB Group: Members Posts: 406 Joined: 25-November 03 From: Wenatchee Washington Member No.: 1,387 |
We should ALL email him!!!
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) -Bob O we're ALL retards and jerks!! |
SirAndy |
Mar 20 2004, 12:36 PM
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Resident German Group: Admin Posts: 41,688 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Oakland, Kalifornia Member No.: 179 Region Association: Northern California |
QUOTE(914ghost @ Mar 20 2004, 09:58 AM) we're ALL retards and jerks!! i could write a little script that makes every member on this board send him an email. that would be almost 2000 retards in his inbox. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Andy |
TheCabinetmaker |
Mar 20 2004, 12:38 PM
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I drive my car everyday Group: Members Posts: 8,304 Joined: 8-May 03 From: Tulsa, Ok. Member No.: 666 |
do it Andy. He's a bigger dick than me.
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SirAndy |
Mar 20 2004, 12:39 PM
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Resident German Group: Admin Posts: 41,688 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Oakland, Kalifornia Member No.: 179 Region Association: Northern California |
QUOTE(vsg914 @ Mar 20 2004, 10:38 AM) do it Andy. He's a bigger dick than me. ok, someone come up with a "nice" email we can send him ... Andy |
DuckRyder |
Mar 20 2004, 12:41 PM
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Avatars Mode: OFF because of the recalcitrant few. Group: Benefactors Posts: 767 Joined: 8-January 03 From: Georgia Member No.: 110 |
Actually, that pretty much sums up my attitude about selling cars. I kinda like his style.
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majkos |
Mar 20 2004, 12:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,370 Joined: 29-February 04 From: Mile High 914 Member No.: 1,729 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
You Guys are SOooo Bad! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif)
Do it! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif) |
lagunero |
Mar 20 2004, 01:51 PM
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Donkey Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 1,042 Joined: 8-January 04 From: orange county,ca Member No.: 1,531 |
That guy is just desperate for a phone call. He probably wants to sell you something else! Must have been that leatherboy pic from the other thread that gave him the idea
West LA? Sounds more like West Hollywood! |
JoshuaSkinner |
Mar 20 2004, 02:22 PM
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Telecom Tech and full time Car Nut Group: Members Posts: 24 Joined: 31-January 04 From: Portland, OR Member No.: 1,617 |
Ok, here's the e-mail this guy deserves.
Brian, I am a worthy potential owner of your Porsche 914. I have a PhD in mechanical engineering from Stanford and have been a Porschephile for over a decade. I perform all my own mechanical work and would have this car in top mechanical shape inside an hour. I consider it an honor to have to opportunity to purchase this magnificent car from such an esteemed, refined and intelligent gentleman such as yourself. Please deliver the car and collect your payment of 2 cases of Budweiser and a 40 of O.E. at your earliest convenience. Sincerely, Jackson Offenheimer |
majkos |
Mar 20 2004, 02:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,370 Joined: 29-February 04 From: Mile High 914 Member No.: 1,729 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif) I'm sold! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif)
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SLITS |
Mar 20 2004, 03:01 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/drunk.gif) shiiiisih, kun I ddries it fooist?
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seanery |
Mar 20 2004, 03:05 PM
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waiting to rebuild whitey! Group: Retired Admin Posts: 15,854 Joined: 7-January 03 From: Indy Member No.: 100 Region Association: None |
Dear Kindest Sir,
I would like be very interested in transactioning the item you have list in you ad. My family is very rich. We have been in exile from our home territory and removed to a park trailer until further civil disputes have been solved. I would gladly compensate for item listed in ad with a cashier's check from my land. When you get this check please include the extra funds when you ship item listed in ad to our new park trailer. I look forward to welcome return email from you. Best Regards, Hapoop |
airsix |
Mar 20 2004, 03:33 PM
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I have bees in my epiglotis Group: Members Posts: 2,196 Joined: 7-February 03 From: Kennewick Man (E. WA State) Member No.: 266 |
QUOTE(SirAndy @ Mar 20 2004, 10:39 AM) QUOTE(vsg914 @ Mar 20 2004, 10:38 AM) do it Andy. He's a bigger dick than me. ok, someone come up with a "nice" email we can send him ... Andy Ok, here's how that will play out: 1) 2000 messages go out to this guy's yahoo mail account. 2) Mail all originates with 914world.com IP address. 3) Jerkoff reports the mail bomb to "abuse@yahoo.com" which isn't really important because the attack will be detected automatically by Yahoo's MTA software anyway. 4) 914world.com is blacklisted by Yahoo 5) 914world.com members with Yahoo addresses no longer able to recieve email notifications. If you send the email attack the colateral damage will be high. -Ben M. |
vortrex |
Mar 20 2004, 04:21 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,687 Joined: 24-December 02 From: SF, CA Member No.: 4 Region Association: None |
that's why you use an open relay.
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BIGKAT_83 |
Mar 20 2004, 05:13 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,798 Joined: 25-January 03 From: Way down south Bogart,GA Member No.: 194 Region Association: South East States |
Ask him how much he wants for his 1979 Chevette. and how many miles and if the seals are good.
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krk |
Mar 20 2004, 05:15 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 997 Joined: 27-December 02 From: San Jose Member No.: 22 |
Ben's right.
'Sides, he did ask for all of us to phone him..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) kim. |
GWN7 |
Mar 20 2004, 07:22 PM
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King of Road Trips Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region |
He did leave his phone number and a lot of us are up late/different time zones........ (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif) But he probably goes to bed early because of all the exercise he's been getting riding his bike. I'm sure the phone call won't cost much. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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