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Army Business, We got new tool boxes... |
Rusty |
May 27 2004, 08:19 AM
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Wanted: Engine case GA003709 Group: Admin Posts: 7,941 Joined: 24-December 02 From: North Alabama Member No.: 6 Region Association: Galt's Gulch |
We got new toolboxes. The commander made everyone who got one of the new ones sign the memo below. This IS for real:
MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING Subject: Issue of New Mechanics Toolboxes 1. I, the undersigned, understand: a. This is my toolbox; there are many like it, but this one is mine. I understand that I am responsible for its contents or lack thereof. When CPT Trant eventually does a change of command, which will occur sometime before her seventieth birthday, I will still be responsible for everything in or not in my toolbox. At the time of the inventory, if I am missing anything - even if it's a screwdriver bit or something no one ever uses like a wrench, I will be required, on the spot, to pay for the tools replacement at the exorbitant (very expensive) GSA catalog rate. I know that my tools were purchased through the same organization that paid twenty thousand dollars for a toilet seat, so I will be especially careful not to lose them. But if I do, I will pay through either cash collection voucher or a statement of charges. I will pay and no amount of begging will change that fact. I have been forewarned. b. Furthermore, I understand that these toolboxes were not made by mechanics. They were made by nerdy gizmo freaks who do not understand the amount of abuse my old metal toolbox suffered. I understand that I must be gentler with this toolbox because it is made of plastic. I cannot use it as a chock block; I cannot hit other soldiers with it, or attempt to crush it against my forehead. I cannot drop it off the back of a truck, especially if it's cold, or it will shatter. I will treat it as gently as I would my own child (or for some, replace with X-Box.) If the toolbox itself should become damaged or if one of my tools becomes damaged through my "use a bigger hammer" concept of repair, I will notify my supervisor immediately. I will prepare it for turn-in and keep a copy of my turn-in document for display during the eventual change of command inventory. I understand that if I do not have this turn in document and my shortage annex is not correctly annotated, I will be required to pay for it. See above about the effectiveness of crying, etc. 2. Point of contact is the undersigned. Signature_____________________ Printed name and rank________________________ |
drew365 |
May 27 2004, 08:47 AM
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These are the good old days! Group: Members Posts: 2,004 Joined: 29-December 02 From: Sunny So. Cal. Member No.: 37 |
Good to see a sense of humor. Probably make the higher ups seem almost human.
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Jeroen |
May 27 2004, 09:39 AM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 7,887 Joined: 24-December 02 From: The Netherlands Member No.: 3 Region Association: Europe |
Priceless!
But I'm not sure wether to laugh or cry about it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) cheers, Jeroen |
tod914 |
May 27 2004, 10:04 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,755 Joined: 19-January 03 From: Lincoln Park, NJ Member No.: 170 |
Feel free to loose your M16A2 or Beretta, but God or Alah forbid you loose a screwdriver. Statement of charges in a war zone.... who would of thought??
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dinomium |
May 27 2004, 10:30 AM
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Git on a chair son, all the good stuff is goin over yer head! Group: Benefactors Posts: 2,777 Joined: 2-January 03 From: Bremerton, WA Member No.: 74 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
If you cant hit people with it or bash it with you forehead, WHAT FRICKEN GOOD IS IT? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
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tod914 |
May 27 2004, 10:35 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,755 Joined: 19-January 03 From: Lincoln Park, NJ Member No.: 170 |
About as effective as a rubber bayonette.
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Jake Raby |
May 27 2004, 11:05 AM
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Engine Surgeon Group: Members Posts: 9,394 Joined: 31-August 03 From: Lost Member No.: 1,095 Region Association: South East States |
You should see the tool control programs in the Navy/ Marine Corp... Its amazing. When a tool comes up unaccounted for every aircraft flying is landed immediately, and nothing leaves the ground- No one goes home till it is found.
Tools kill people. I once saw a 1" Snap on wrench spin up on the flight line , it was sitting on top of a rotor head spinning 264 RPM. It came off and launched through the hanger wall 50 yards away... While I was in my squadron lost TWO 30 million dollar aircraft. One was due to socket and the other due to a screwdriver... They grounded us for a month, and fired the C.O......You don't want to be the person that lost that tool. |
RAR |
May 27 2004, 12:00 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 189 Joined: 24-January 04 From: Washington state Member No.: 1,598 |
In Jackie Stewart's book "Faster", he speaks of becoming very angry when a spanner was left in the foot well of his F1 car. Tools can heal and they can harm.
Good to see the humor in uniform, initial post. |
URY914 |
May 27 2004, 01:49 PM
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. Group: Members Posts: 120,967 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None |
Post a picture of your tool box.
Like to see what it looks like. Paul |
Jake Raby |
May 27 2004, 02:14 PM
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Engine Surgeon Group: Members Posts: 9,394 Joined: 31-August 03 From: Lost Member No.: 1,095 Region Association: South East States |
maybe we should all post a pic of our tool boxes, that would make a neat thread!
Who is first? |
tat2dphreak |
May 27 2004, 02:33 PM
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stoya, stoya, stoya Group: Benefactors Posts: 8,797 Joined: 6-June 03 From: Wylie, TX Member No.: 792 Region Association: Southwest Region |
QUOTE(Jake Raby @ May 27 2004, 03:14 PM) maybe we should all post a pic of our tool boxes, that would make a neat thread! Who is first? NO!! I have a far inferior tool box setup and would only have box envy (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
URY914 |
May 27 2004, 03:07 PM
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. Group: Members Posts: 120,967 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None |
Here is the box I built for my trailer.
Top and sides are stainless steel and doors are aluminum. Paul Attached image(s) |
URY914 |
May 27 2004, 03:07 PM
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. Group: Members Posts: 120,967 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None |
Here it is opened.
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stock93 |
May 27 2004, 03:30 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 333 Joined: 12-May 03 From: Huntsville, AL Member No.: 684 Region Association: South East States |
So Paul.....How much does it weigh?
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TimT |
May 27 2004, 03:31 PM
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retired Group: Members Posts: 4,033 Joined: 18-February 03 From: Wantagh, NY Member No.: 313 |
QUOTE Top and sides are stainless steel Paul stainless is HEAVY (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) does look nice though (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer.gif) |
URY914 |
May 27 2004, 03:59 PM
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I built the lightest 914 in the history of mankind. Group: Members Posts: 120,967 Joined: 3-February 03 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 222 Region Association: None |
I knew I'd get a load of crap from you A-holes as soon as I said "steel" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) . (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif)
Paul (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
TheCabinetmaker |
May 27 2004, 06:37 PM
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I drive my car everyday Group: Members Posts: 8,301 Joined: 8-May 03 From: Tulsa, Ok. Member No.: 666 |
Jake is correct. While fixing F-105's, F4's, and B-66's on the flightline in that "not a real war"in southeast Asia, we had a checklist on our tool boxes with every tool in the box on the list. We marked the list when we removed a tool, and erased the mark when it was returned (grease pencil). Before the tool box was closed and locked, every tool was checked and initailed by me and another mechanic, and signed off for on the aircraft repair order. Then the plane and box was checked again by the the QC(quality control) inspector. Only then was the aircraft allowed to fly. I am to this day very anal about where my tools are on my bench. I can see at a glance if anything is missing. If something is missing, no cars leave till it's found.
And, no! ya ain't gonna see no pics of my tool and work bench. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
Rgreen914 |
May 27 2004, 06:51 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 285 Joined: 20-October 03 From: West Covina, Ca. Member No.: 1,266 |
QUOTE(vsg914 @ May 27 2004, 04:37 PM) ...I am to this day very anal...no! ya ain't gonna see no pics of my tool... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) vsg914 Would you care to tell Dr. Freud about your problem...! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) |
TheCabinetmaker |
May 27 2004, 07:00 PM
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I drive my car everyday Group: Members Posts: 8,301 Joined: 8-May 03 From: Tulsa, Ok. Member No.: 666 |
Mr. Green. I don't have a problem. Just don't touch my fucking tools. Unless your young, blonde, slim, good looking, and of course, FEMALE!!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Dr. Freud? Does he fix 914's?
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tod914 |
May 27 2004, 08:06 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,755 Joined: 19-January 03 From: Lincoln Park, NJ Member No.: 170 |
QUOTE Dr. Freud? Does he fix 914's No but Dr. 914 does Fraud or is that Freud. Any hoot you get the idea. |
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