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| TheCabinetmaker |
 Nov 19 2004, 02:30 PM
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I drive my car everyday  Group: Members Posts: 8,301 Joined: 8-May 03 From: Tulsa, Ok. Member No.: 666  |
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled "we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Very good, said her Mother. Is it because I'm blonde? "Yes, it's because your blonde," said the Mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. " Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, all all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G! "Very Good," said her Mother. Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy? "Yes it's because your blond! The following day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in Gym class today, and when we showered all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24." |
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| SpecialK |
Nov 19 2004, 05:37 PM
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aircraft surgeon Group: Benefactors Posts: 3,211 Joined: 15-March 04 From: Pacific, MO Member No.: 1,797  |
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| Sammy |
Nov 19 2004, 06:04 PM
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| redshift |
Nov 19 2004, 06:44 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
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Put it over here... http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?act...ST&f=19&t=19779 M |
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| MarkV |
Nov 19 2004, 09:27 PM
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Fear the Jack Stands Group: Members Posts: 1,493 Joined: 15-January 03 From: Sunny Tucson, AZ Member No.: 154 Region Association: None |
Someone sent me this, though you guys might like it. Or not.
right brain / left brain I'll bet some old Doctor figured this out. This is one of the strangest things I have ever encountered. Left brain, right brain. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it. This WILL drive you crazy. |
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| redshift |
Nov 19 2004, 09:32 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
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