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jwalters
post Mar 21 2005, 04:39 PM
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(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif) This guy is really starting to piss me off! And anybody who knows me knows it takes a helluvallotoshit to piss me off.

He has got this damned turbo supra--old body style.

He has a real bad cold running problem--he gets in it and starts it up from cold and sits there and.....

Revves the ever loving piss outta it so all I hear for 30 mins is his revving motor and his wheezer spooling up and stalling-- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/headbang.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/pissoff.gif)

I have tried in vain to get him to let me look at it and fix it--I know what it is--its his temp sensor for the coolant to the ecu--

But he just looks at me with a (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif) and mumbles some unintelligle words--

He is a shop foreman at meinike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif)

Freaking idiot--HE IS DOING IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! FREAK!!!FREAK!!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/bs.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chair.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chair.gif)

IT IS COMING DOWN TO A (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/Yack.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chair.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ar15.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/flipa.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/Yack.gif)

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F*CK OFF DUDE (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/alfred.gif)
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Brando
post Mar 21 2005, 04:50 PM
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Just point and laugh.

Then when he stares at you all (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/blink.gif) like... just point and laugh some more, then go work on your real sports car (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)
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post Mar 21 2005, 04:50 PM
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post Mar 21 2005, 04:52 PM
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QUOTE (Brando @ Mar 21 2005, 05:50 PM)
Just point and laugh.

Then when he stares at you all (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/blink.gif) like... just point and laugh some more, then go work on your real sports car (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)

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Good one--I am out da door now--- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif)
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post Mar 21 2005, 05:01 PM
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QUOTE (Brando @ Mar 21 2005, 02:50 PM)
Just point and laugh.

Then when he stares at you all (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/blink.gif) like... just point and laugh some more, then go work on your real sports car (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)

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Its Florida though, that could be dangerous.
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post Mar 21 2005, 05:07 PM
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Just go buy the $5 part and hand it to him with a parts diagram of where it goes.
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post Mar 21 2005, 05:09 PM
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Make sure to use construction paper and Crayons when you draw up the directions for this guy. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif)
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post Mar 21 2005, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE (jd74914 @ Mar 21 2005, 06:01 PM)
QUOTE (Brando @ Mar 21 2005, 02:50 PM)
Just point and laugh.

Then when he stares at you all (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/blink.gif) like... just point and laugh some more, then go work on your real sports car (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif)

Its Florida though, that could be dangerous.

Nahh- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif) We already locked all those wackos up and threw away the key--or deported them--Really helps when I say " Federal Officer----FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE"

Yea, I like that--gonna miss it when I go back to school-- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif)
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post Mar 21 2005, 05:11 PM
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QUOTE (Root_Werks @ Mar 21 2005, 06:09 PM)
Make sure to use construction paper and Crayons when you draw up the directions for this guy. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif)

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/unsure.gif) He might actually follow these instructions--- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/unsure.gif) --- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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post Mar 21 2005, 05:12 PM
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QUOTE (McMark @ Mar 21 2005, 06:07 PM)
Just go buy the $5 part and hand it to him with a parts diagram of where it goes.

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif) Nahh--when he leaves his hood up tonight--I am going to go swap all his sensor wires to another sensor--- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/happy11.gif)
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post Mar 21 2005, 05:14 PM
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Is he one of these types of people? (see attached)


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post Mar 21 2005, 05:21 PM
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(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) Well, he is about 5 foot 5--115 lbs--and his woman is 5 foot 10 and 175 pounds--so I really already know what he is all about--maybe I should go talk to her instead------hmmm- things to ponder--- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif)
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post Mar 21 2005, 05:24 PM
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Son of a freaking bitch---this dude got me so riled I blew right past post #914---

OH HE JUST DOES NOT HAVE A CLUE AS TO HOW PISSED I AM NOW!!!

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post Mar 21 2005, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE (jwalters @ Mar 21 2005, 03:09 PM)
Nahh- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif) We already locked all those wackos up and threw away the key--or deported them--Really helps when I say " Federal Officer----FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE"

Yea, I like that--gonna miss it when I go back to school-- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif)

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) Nice.
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post Mar 21 2005, 08:23 PM
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QUOTE (jwalters @ Mar 21 2005, 03:21 PM)
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) Well, he is about 5 foot 5--115 lbs--and his woman is 5 foot 10 and 175 pounds--so I really already know what he is all about--maybe I should go talk to her instead------hmmm- things to ponder--- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif)

Does he wear XXL clothes too?? haha probably a wankster.....


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post Mar 21 2005, 08:33 PM
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Old style Turbo Supra, eh? One of these???

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Hahahaha!!!

I love mine! Runs great though!

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post Mar 22 2005, 05:55 AM
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QUOTE (jwalters @ Mar 21 2005, 06:21 PM)
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) Well, he is about 5 foot 5--115 lbs--and his woman is 5 foot 10 and 175 pounds--so I really already know what he is all about--maybe I should go talk to her instead------hmmm- things to ponder--- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif)

Now I'm thinking of Kip from Napolean Dynimite...

"Napolean, Lafonduh is the best thing that's ever happened to me."

I bought a part for a neighbor's car once. He needed a hooter (snicker) valve for his 87 900 Turbo, and I knew it. He wouldn't listen, so I bought it, and put it on his doorstep with a copy of the page in the manual on how to install it.

We were pretty good buddies after that...
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QUOTE (CptTripps @ Mar 22 2005, 06:18 AM)
QUOTE (jwalters @ Mar 21 2005, 06:21 PM)
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif)  :lol2:  Well, he is about 5 foot 5--115 lbs--and his woman is 5 foot 10 and 175 pounds--so I really already know what he is all about--maybe I should go talk to her instead------hmmm- things to ponder--- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/idea.gif)

Now I'm thinking of Kip from Napolean Dynimite...

"Napolean, Lafonduh is the best thing that's ever happened to me."

I bought a part for a neighbor's car once. He needed a hooter (snicker) valve for his 87 900 Turbo, and I knew it. He wouldn't listen, so I bought it, and put it on his doorstep with a copy of the page in the manual on how to install it.

We were pretty good buddies after that...

great movie....

dude.... cut the valve stems off his tires and throw the sensor in the drivers seat (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif)
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