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ClayPerrine
post Jun 24 2005, 07:24 AM
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Your government at work!


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Joe Bob
post Jun 24 2005, 07:53 AM
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The goats "have been infected with a bio-agent. ... Then, the infected goats are at the show and you have people come and look at the goats and pet the goats and then they go home," Cline said, summarizing the day's scenario

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Yeah...they pet the goats....right......KY isn't THAT far from GA...
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redshift
post Jun 24 2005, 07:57 AM
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"Concerts don't change minds, giant missiles do... giant missiles.." -G. Beck

Hey Britt...



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post Jun 24 2005, 08:27 AM
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I am disappointed....I thought Redshift, aka Miles, would be a keynote speaker. Absolutely no mention of it/him/she whatsoever.

Is Britt an understudy?
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post Jun 24 2005, 08:31 AM
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I dunno, but he's close to the action...

Whatever happens in Kentucky, stays in Kentucky?


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Dr. Roger
post Jun 24 2005, 08:42 AM
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Agricultural terrorism?

I suppose that's one way to terrorize.

Let's look at the rest of the worlds terrorists and how they work their magic, Shall we?

Car bombings, suicide bombings, and bombings just cuz they are pissed. Oh and the Riasin thing at public places. Who knows these days??? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wacko.gif)

Can't we all be friends? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool.gif) I hear Miles has lots of friends there... =-)
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post Jun 24 2005, 09:03 AM
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I've never gotten as much as a cold from a..

nevermind..


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post Jun 24 2005, 11:36 AM
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"We try to focus on what really matters to Kentucky,"

I'd be pissed... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/finger.gif)
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post Jun 24 2005, 11:42 AM
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Cline refused to divulge details of the scenario, except to say that the goats ultimately would spread the infection to the human and animal population.

aka : Look, you know how we get down in the South.
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post Jun 24 2005, 11:45 AM
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Proceedure for handling infected goats:

1. Slowly move away from the rear of the goat.
2. Wash your hands, face and penis with a strong soapy solution.
3. Close the gate behind you.
4. Go to the house and call your brother and tell him to follow step #2.
5. Find a non-infected goat.
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scotty b
post Jun 24 2005, 05:13 PM
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rust free you say ?
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Virginia just approved a law yesterday making it illegal to play a porno in a moving automobile. I'm assuming that only applies to human porn?? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/sheeplove.gif) Giggedy giggedy giggedy


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