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How old is Slits..???????, So MattR and I were talking.... And... |
Twystd1 |
Jan 3 2006, 11:12 PM
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You don't want to know... really..... Group: Members Posts: 2,514 Joined: 12-September 04 From: Newport Beach, California Member No.: 2,743 |
So.. I have heard things like.
Ron was around while Jesus was in puberty. That Ron rode dinasaurs for fun with Wilma and Fred. Slits was the first REAL Pope. The Movie BRAVEHEART WAS ACTUALLY A factual story of Ron's early life in Europe. Aarons is really Ron's sixteenth cousin by marriage. (Possible beastiality issues based on past experiances) Toast doesn't really know how old he is. But she uses the term ancient a lot in conversations. Possible Factoid. Slits farts dust. No smell... Just dust...... Ron actually wrote the Koran as a party Joke for Omar Kyam. (I sense impending doom) If Ron isn't a Polish noble... Why does he think like a Pollak??????????? Any more contributions to the real age of Ron.. AKA Slits is welcome... cause people really need to know the truth. Especially MattR... His life is hanging on the truth.................... With much Regards and sanctimonyous thinking. Twystd1 Note. Not a lot of intelect here... Just thirst for the truth. |
Aaron Cox |
Jan 3 2006, 11:12 PM
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Professional Lawn Dart Group: Retired Admin Posts: 24,541 Joined: 1-February 03 From: OC Member No.: 219 Region Association: Southern California |
ron is pre history.
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redshift |
Jan 3 2006, 11:19 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
He's not that old. He got carded for Social Security!
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gregrobbins |
Jan 3 2006, 11:21 PM
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Member: Team NARP Group: Members Posts: 1,515 Joined: 23-March 04 From: Arizona Member No.: 1,844 Region Association: Southwest Region |
Didn't Slits supply parts to Noah when he was trying to get that Ark thing to float.
Hell, Ron has given everyone else parts to get up and runnning. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif) |
GWN7 |
Jan 3 2006, 11:21 PM
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King of Road Trips Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region |
I thought his social security card was #1?
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bernbomb914 |
Jan 3 2006, 11:26 PM
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one of the oldest Farts on this board Group: Benefactors Posts: 1,873 Joined: 29-December 02 From: Temecula, CA Member No.: 36 |
I dont know what you are talking about, Ron is just a pup compared to some of you young snots. age is detremined by results not years and I think he participates and contrubutes far more than most of you babies. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/KMA.gif)
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Twystd1 |
Jan 3 2006, 11:30 PM
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You don't want to know... really..... Group: Members Posts: 2,514 Joined: 12-September 04 From: Newport Beach, California Member No.: 2,743 |
Jeeezzz... Ya had to get serious on us.
Twystd1 |
Aaron Cox |
Jan 3 2006, 11:32 PM
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:caneshakingsmiley: |
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redshift |
Jan 3 2006, 11:33 PM
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Bless the Hell out of you! Group: Members Posts: 10,926 Joined: 29-June 03 Member No.: 869 |
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Aaron Cox |
Jan 3 2006, 11:36 PM
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Professional Lawn Dart Group: Retired Admin Posts: 24,541 Joined: 1-February 03 From: OC Member No.: 219 Region Association: Southern California |
ron is father time.....himself....
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bernbomb914 |
Jan 3 2006, 11:40 PM
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one of the oldest Farts on this board Group: Benefactors Posts: 1,873 Joined: 29-December 02 From: Temecula, CA Member No.: 36 |
I will defend my friends no matter what their conditions are but dont take me to seriously because I am old and senile
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Howard |
Jan 3 2006, 11:51 PM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None |
WHAAAAATTTT????
TALK IN MY GOOD EAR (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/finger.gif) |
VegasRacer |
Jan 3 2006, 11:51 PM
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ELVIRA Group: Benefactors Posts: 8,625 Joined: 27-March 03 From: Between Scylla and Charybdis Member No.: 481 Region Association: None |
Here is a video of Ron behind the wheel. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/MDB2.gif)
It takes a minute to load, but I promise it is worth it. |
Aaron Cox |
Jan 3 2006, 11:58 PM
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Professional Lawn Dart Group: Retired Admin Posts: 24,541 Joined: 1-February 03 From: OC Member No.: 219 Region Association: Southern California |
ron made his racing debut in Ben Hur
(IMG:http://discosantigos.com/WallpapersMOVIES/1959_BenHur1.jpg) |
Twystd1 |
Jan 4 2006, 12:07 AM
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You don't want to know... really..... Group: Members Posts: 2,514 Joined: 12-September 04 From: Newport Beach, California Member No.: 2,743 |
Ben Hur... Now the parts of the puzzle are coming together... More evidence of his age.... GGGoooooddd
Carry on..!!!!!!! The truth is out there...!!!!!!!!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) Twystd1 |
messix |
Jan 4 2006, 12:55 AM
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AKA "CLUTCH KILLER"! Group: Members Posts: 6,995 Joined: 14-April 05 From: between shit kickers and pinky lifters/ puget sound wa.north of Seattle south of Canada Member No.: 3,931 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
i heard that Ron was the first man circumsized. Adam caught Ron and Eve together and kicked Eve in the chin!
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sean_v8_914 |
Jan 4 2006, 01:01 AM
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Chingon 601 Group: Members Posts: 4,011 Joined: 1-February 05 From: San Diego Member No.: 3,541 |
I heard that he is Yodas father
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slugmika |
Jan 4 2006, 03:56 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 208 Joined: 19-February 03 From: Finland Member No.: 318 |
You don't know what you are talking about. I was at his birthday party few moths ago and he just turned 21. Highlite of the seremony was the glittering "ugly american routine" which included dancing around the oohters (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mueba.gif) .
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dlo914 |
Jan 4 2006, 03:58 AM
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Whatchu' lookin' at?!?! Group: Members Posts: 3,432 Joined: 6-September 04 From: San Gabriel, CA Member No.: 2,697 |
ah yes i recall that special ocassion...he was given the title "Disco Slits" and pranced around Hooters while gawking at the hooters (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/chairfall.gif) |
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Twystd1 |
Jan 4 2006, 05:40 AM
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You don't want to know... really..... Group: Members Posts: 2,514 Joined: 12-September 04 From: Newport Beach, California Member No.: 2,743 |
Aw Yes.. I was there at Hooters. It was supposedly his birthday. Yet I am not sure of that.
And yes he did dance around like a 16 year old in heat with half naked waitresses. Then again... HHHmmmm... Hey Aaron.. Didn't we see three Old wise men kinda looking guys with frankincense and Mir looking for some guy they called the OLD ONE at Hooters that night. remember... before we smoked that funny ciggarette and ate the blue pills?... or was it Red... whatever... Errr Schroomms... Whatever... Remember that Aaron??????????? or was it MattR.. Never mind....... Could they have been looking for the man they call: "THE RON"... Could it be?? Has he slepped in a manger? Has he been to the Middle east? Is Slits the possible Anti Christ that they were talking about on the Art Bell show? OK... I am really starting to wonder now... Hell.. even Jake talks to him.... Thats an Omen if I ever heard one.... Cmon guys.. MORE FACTOIDS on the man they call "THE RON". Twystd1 |
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