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Qarl
post Sep 24 2003, 10:31 PM
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http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread....9253#post969253

I thought my additins were clever. We'll see how big of a flame war starts!
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olav
post Sep 24 2003, 10:40 PM
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Sitting in my seat
Smelling the air
Must adjust my carburetors
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post Sep 24 2003, 10:45 PM
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QUOTE(olav @ Sep 24 2003, 08:40 PM)
Sitting in my seat
Smelling the air
Must adjust my carburetors

That's good! I could almost smell the richness. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)


I came up with this one a few years ago when we did this on rennlist (in the winter).

fingers cold and numb
cut again on jagged tin
where did the screw fall?
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post Sep 25 2003, 06:29 AM
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the problem with Haiku is
just when you get started
you run out of syl-
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post Sep 25 2003, 06:50 AM
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car lays calm like pond
awaiting parts the lilly floats with grace
money gone burmashave

kevin
"5-7-5 or just 17"
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TheCabinetmaker
post Sep 25 2003, 06:55 AM
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clunk clank clack
knock bang thud
oh shit, not again
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post Sep 25 2003, 07:06 AM
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i repose with sadness great
the job undone with task awaiting
swirling winds the load onboard

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post Sep 25 2003, 07:28 AM
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I used to write Haikus on the way to work in the morning:


Rain drops slow the day
Cars weave and stop dodging drops.
Meticulous drive

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Left lane left blinker
miles of cell phone gab. Lookout!
Drifting lane to lane.

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Old car collection
commutes to work early days.
Easy drive. Easy.

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Do the brake lights work?
Two women in the crosswalk
I brake, do cars know?

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Chocolate poodle
cruises in a green Jaguar
ears flying at speed.

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smell rain, really earth
rising up to meet commuters
wet spots on your car

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Canary truck threads
through traffic sliding by quiet
past blue-grey drivers

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Listen, crow caws once
through the sunroof opening.
"Look here, I can fly."

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Spring road construction, how better to spend the day, paving the coast road

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Bruce Allert
post Sep 25 2003, 07:40 AM
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Top is off the car
Hair swirling madly around
Thank God I have hair!


Rain is beginning
Reinstall my top on car
Drier but fun gone

Today is the first
Day of the rest of your life
Must drive the Teener

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Brad Roberts
post Sep 25 2003, 01:24 PM
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Karl.. never start one those here again...LOL

GO WORK ON YOUR CARS.

Kevin.. some of those are pretty damn good.


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post Sep 25 2003, 01:31 PM
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Porsche 914
What a pain, but I love it
Cruisin' in the sun

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/MDB2.gif)
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post Sep 25 2003, 02:23 PM
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I think of my car
resting on jacks for weeks now.
Damn backordered parts.
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Qarl
post Sep 25 2003, 04:20 PM
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Ninefourteen club rocks
An asshole is our leader
We don't need A-A
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post Sep 25 2003, 04:29 PM
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The silly student
He writes terrible haiku
readers all go mad

sorry, no porsche content. . . just one of my favs (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Sep 25 2003, 04:59 PM
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my black nine-four-teen
Awaiting parts from A. A.
Hussey sucks the green (one)
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Bruce Allert
post Sep 25 2003, 06:01 PM
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ultimate roadway (IMG:style_emoticons/default/MDB2.gif)
sencing G's pressure heavy (IMG:style_emoticons/default/barf.gif)
apex weightless gone.......... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bootyshake.gif)

bruce (IMG:style_emoticons/default/driving.gif)
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