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> Please daddy, make it stop..., ..or worst ever "Porsche"-engined anything on eBay
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post Jun 12 2006, 07:35 PM
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Other-Makes...647720544QQrdZ1

And, if you "win," you get molds to make more...

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post Jun 12 2006, 07:40 PM
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I bet the wiring diagram still has burns from the crack pipe.
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post Jun 12 2006, 07:40 PM
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Was Zois the GM on this project?
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post Jun 12 2006, 07:42 PM
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HA! That is like 20 miles from me. That car is a bit late for the design...
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post Jun 12 2006, 07:45 PM
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I've seen some fluke before in my life, but this is the first time I've ever seen one depicted in automotive form.

$50K?! And the reserve hasn't been met? Good luck ...
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post Jun 12 2006, 07:45 PM
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At first I was thinking "aw it's not so bad" but then I started going through the rest of the pictures.

Besides the overall, uh, shape; it looks bigger than a 914 or at least twice as big as it needs to be.

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post Jun 12 2006, 07:55 PM
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reserve not met @ 50K? Shoul have been metat 2K/ Abomination & besides, WTF is it? Oh yeah - stupid. Did I forget ugly, pointless, etc.? I'd hate to be his nieghbor!
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post Jun 12 2006, 07:57 PM
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Laugh all you want.
I'm gonna sell em in Tokyo and make a bomb.

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post Jun 12 2006, 07:57 PM
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Looks like a McLaren F1 with some BART train mixed in, after a bucket of yellow paint fell over both. Black doesn't help, either.

I especially love the "earth and moon" shot. The crack pipe was surely fired up during that computer session.

I'd rather roll the Oscar Meyer weiner mobile, or a yellow with chrome wheels Richard Simmons-spec Chevy SSR (apologies to any 914clubbers who may own this, and yes he really does drive one).

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post Jun 12 2006, 08:00 PM
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Some one should buy it to destroy the molds before they spawn another one. Wasnt that car on Death Race 2000?
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post Jun 12 2006, 08:03 PM
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QUOTE(jonwatts @ Jun 12 2006, 05:45 PM) *

At first I was thinking "aw it's not so bad" but then I started going through the rest of the pictures.

Besides the overall, uh, shape; it looks bigger than a 914 or at least twice as big as it needs to be.



Whoever designed this "thing" spent time and money
BUT believe or not I think someone WILL ACTUALLY BID ON THIS !!!

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post Jun 12 2006, 08:04 PM
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i might actually consider a trade for a weiner mobile.


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post Jun 12 2006, 08:32 PM
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This could be the worst P-powered car ever on eBay.

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post Jun 12 2006, 08:40 PM
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That is just fucking horrible....demented....and not in a good way....someone needs to stop him....please, no one bid....don't do it for the children.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/barf.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
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post Jun 12 2006, 08:56 PM
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Um.... Uh...... I think I need to go to the bathroom.

/runs really fast

/hurls

Ok.... phew, now let me look at these pictures here.....

Ohh...noes....

Be right back.....

/runs again...

/hurls again, lotsa dry heaves this time....

Please don't post that stuff, please? Ok?
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post Jun 12 2006, 08:57 PM
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that is disgusting, the car that is.
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post Jun 12 2006, 09:07 PM
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Wow. That's, um, impressive.
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post Jun 12 2006, 09:12 PM
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QUOTE(Dr Evil @ Jun 12 2006, 09:42 PM) *

HA! That is like 20 miles from me. That car is a bit late for the design...


You should ask for a test drive and then report back to us. I kinda wonder how the thing drives (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif)
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post Jun 12 2006, 09:21 PM
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Even scares me.....

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post Jun 12 2006, 09:22 PM
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You should ask for a test drive and then report back to us. I kinda wonder how the thing drives (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif)


About like a McLaren that made it with a BART train.

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