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Qarl
post Jan 30 2004, 09:42 PM
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Actually I'm greasing up the torsion bars before assembling them in the A-arms.

Yes! I made sure I checked the left and right markings on the bars before I insered them.

And I used lots of lube... errr grease on the entiire bar!

Notice my nice climate controlled garage... I mean living room!


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URY914
post Jan 30 2004, 09:44 PM
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You said, "Lube" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Jan 30 2004, 09:55 PM
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Doood, nice tan! They have farms in Florida? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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post Jan 30 2004, 10:02 PM
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Yep.... I don't get much sun, other than my arms that are exposed to the sunlight when I'm driving... I mean tending to the crops!


(ha! I noticed my flabby white arms in the photo too!)
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post Jan 30 2004, 10:03 PM
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You look freaky.

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post Jan 30 2004, 10:22 PM
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What size is your shaft?
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post Jan 30 2004, 10:27 PM
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With that car?

Gotta be TINY!


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post Jan 30 2004, 10:28 PM
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So long, I had to grip it with both hands!
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post Jan 30 2004, 10:35 PM
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Notice how small his hands are...

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post Jan 30 2004, 10:35 PM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) You guys are funny/sick (IMG:style_emoticons/default/barf.gif)
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post Jan 30 2004, 11:51 PM
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Like you really need a "climate control" area to put your car together. I bet it's like springtime down there.

I had a friend from WPB and his mom would put the heater on when it was 60, HA!
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post Jan 31 2004, 12:12 AM
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#1. It's bad news when you've gotta use gloves to lube YOUR shaft.
#2. You look oddly like the picture over you're left shoulder except her hat's kinda spikey.
#3. T-shirt's way too white.
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post Jan 31 2004, 12:46 AM
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Does the shaft have a pair of schwetty balls?
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post Jan 31 2004, 12:53 AM
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notice his eyes are at half mast (must be the fumes comin off'a da lube) that happens when you stroke it too fast (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) friction, ya know (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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"I can't wait to get my mouth around your schwetty balls"

"Oh, help your selves to my schwetty balls, they are quite tender"
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post Jan 31 2004, 06:23 AM
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There's a Micheal Jackson joke in here somewhere, I just know it.

Maybe someone can Photoshop MJ's face on Karl. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

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post Jan 31 2004, 07:35 AM
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Man Karl that's a lot of grease.
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post Jan 31 2004, 07:38 AM
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You just can't beat my Schwetty balls.....get ahold of...this....
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post Jan 31 2004, 07:45 AM
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i bet your wife can't wait for you to either finnish the house or the car. on the car note, how long until it's atleast a roller?

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