OT: What amazing thing has your kid said? Options

[airsix]

Way off topic, but I had to share. My 2.5 year old daughter just keeps flooring me with the things she says. A few weeks ago she was trying to balance on the arm of a small chair, gave up, and said "That chair isn't stable enough". (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) Jamie and I were stunned and asked her "What does 'not stable' mean?" She said "It's about things that are going to fall down"

Tonight she said "What are you looking at". I said "Lathes and mills". She said "I want a mill." I said "And what would you do with a mill?" She said "I want to use it to make toys for my dollies." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

I'm just wondering how long is it going to take for my kids to figure out they are smarter than me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

-Ben M.

[Rgreen914]

I don't have any children but I remember always being surprised by questions I was asked by children living in apartment buildings in certain areas of Long Beach. As a parole agent, I had to visit parolees at their residences and many resided in the poorer areas of town. Invariably, a small child would see me enter their building and ask if I was the "landlord". I would reply, "No"; and then the child would say, "Oh, then you must be a cop...!" At that they would turn and walk away. This happened more times than you can possibly imagine.