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I did it MY WAY ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,337 Joined: 14-September 04 From: Simi Valley, CA Member No.: 2,757 Region Association: Southern California ![]() |
I had a phone interview with a company in Houston today. Looks promising. Could be relocating to the area.
Any thoughts/suggestions on moving to and/or living in Houston? Thanks, C:> |
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None ![]() ![]() |
Ok, most of this has been a good joke .... Texans have no sense of humor ... but when I lived in Sugarland/Safford area:
1.) Heat and humidity was intense ... 98 degrees / 98% Humidity from February thru November. 2.) Influx of East Coasters, Northerners, etc., was nutz. They couldn't build the area up fast enough for the influx. 3.) They took away the natives' horses and gave them all Monte Carlos. If the "hicks" didn't like the way the loop was progresssing, they just drove off it. 4.) Rifle racks were outlawed in Harris County due to the gunfights on the flippin' freeways. It was a state law that you had to carry a 45 under the seat of your car and a six pack of Lone Star on the seat next to you. 5.) Houston had more corrupt police and judges than the entire rest of the country. 6.) Their "Blue Laws" to make everyone go to church were a fuchin' joke. 7.) You couldn't go outside until the freakin' sun went down to enjoy anything. 8.) The swimming pool water was hotter than the water I took a bath in. 9.) Texas women were for the most part beautiful .... until they opened their mouth and talked. 10.) The Chip Channel (note** they called it the Ship Channel) was so polluted even Satan could walk on water. 11.) Buildings were sinking in downtown Houston due to subsidence(?). 12.) The bugs were so numerous and large they would carry off small children and cattle. Flights of Love Bugs were really trippy. 13.) You could find the Judge in Anuyack(?), Tx (east of Baytown) either at the Gas Station, Pool Hall or home. 14.) In Rodgers, Tx, they hid the speed limit sign behind a bush and paid for a new radar setup for the only cop with revenue from the tickets. 15.) The Texas two-step was invented 'cause that's as high as they could count on fingers and toes. 16.) Billy Bobs in Fort Worth was a barn. 17.) In West Texas they planted community crops ... the wind blew so fierce that the seeds would blow from one field to the other and then back. 18.) Red dirt stains your socks , underwear and anything else it comes into contact with. Fortunately, chewing gum picks up the chunks you breathe and polishes your teeth (assuming you have any). 19.) Pearl was the dream beer from the Land Of A Thousand Latrines 20.) Luckenbock, Tx was a shit-hole and Waylon, Willie and the Boys never slept there. 21.) In Market Center (Dallas), the hookers would knock on your hotel room door at 9 PM looking for a date. 22.) The County Mounties all looked like Bueford T. Justice and talked the same way. These are a few of my fond rememberances of Texas. Oh, by the way ... when I left Texas and crossed the line into New Mexico, I took the Texas Plates off my car and threw them back into Texas ... I then pissed on them from New Mexico. |
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