So what have you crashed then?, since you brought it up Options

[brer]

I met this old ferrari guy who took me through his photo album and pointed out all the cars he had totalled in his years.
He thought it was funny.

what have you crashed that you wished you still had?

[ConeDodger]

First:

I drove my '72 Beetle into a parking spot and failed to notice as I did that the reason no one was parking there was the telephone pole in the middle of that spot. My fault but hey! I was 20...

Lost control of my 240Z and slid into a guard rail in heavy rain. My fault. Too fast for the conditions.

Got hit from behind in my 240Z by a guy fuchin' around road raged in a Pontiac Trans Am. I was the lucky one. He spun me with an unintended Pitt Manuever but punted the lady in the Camry next to me off into the rice fields next to the freeway. I spun 4 times and wound up facing traffic on the inside shoulder without hitting anything. He impacted my car twice. Once at the right rear taillight and bumper, and once at the right front fender reversing the direction of his Pitt spin. The Camry lady was airlifted to a Trauma Center. Not my fault.

Backed out of my garage with the Boxster and felt a mild crunch. Fuch! Rubbed the right rear against the MGB. Owned the MGB for 2 years and drove it 20 miles. Any of you who have owned British cars will know why. I called it the driveway plug. Oh, and the yellow buffed right out.

Down in Napa there is a terrific road called the Oakville Grade. Curvy, mountainous, and full of deer. I avoided the 3 deer but just bumped a tree right up against the shoulder. 7 freakin' thousand dollars in damage! Lots of shittage just under the bumper on the Boxster. My fault, Bambi has a right to occupy any space she wishes.