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For the Ladies......

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned
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> > by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch
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> > could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's
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> > youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his
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> > freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult
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> > question. Arthur would have a year to figure out
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> > the answer and, if after a year, he still had no
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> > answer, he would be put to death.
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> > The question?.... What do women really want?
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> > Such a question would perplex even the most
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> > knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an
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> > impossible query. But, since it was better than
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> > death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have
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> > an answer by year's end.
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> > He returned to his kingdom and began to poll
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> > everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men
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> > and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
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> > but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
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> > Many people advised him to consult the old
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> > witch, for only she would have the answer.
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> > But the price would be high; as the witch was
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> > famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant
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> > prices she charged.
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> > The last day of the year arrived and Arthur
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> > had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed
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> > to answer the question, but he would have to agree
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> > to her price first.
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> > The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot,
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> > the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and
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> > Arthur's closest friend!
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> > Young Arthur was horrified. She was
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> > hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled
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> > like sewerage, made obscene noises, etc. He had
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> > never encountered such a repugnant creature in all
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> > his life.
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> > He refused to force his friend to marry her
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> > and endure such a terrible burden, but Lancelot,
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> > learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
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> > He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice
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> > compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of
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> > the Round Table.
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> > Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch
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> > answered Arthur's question thus:
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> > What a woman really wants, she answered.... is
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> > to be in charge of her own life.
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> > Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that
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> > the witch had uttered a great truth and that
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> > Arthur's life would be spared.
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> > And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted
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> > Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a
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> > wonderful wedding.
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> > The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot,
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> > steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered
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> > the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most
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> > beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on
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> > the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had
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> > happened.
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> > The beauty replied that since he had been so
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> > kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would
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> > henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half
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> > the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
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> > Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the
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> > day.... or night?
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> > Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the
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> > day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
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> > but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old
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> > witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch
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> > during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for
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> > him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments?
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> > What would YOU do?
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> > What Lancelot chose is below. BUT.... make YOUR
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> > choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?
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> > Have you made up your mind?
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> > Are you sure?
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> > Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch
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> > gave Arthur to his question, said that he would
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> > allow HER to make the choice herself.
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> > Upon hearing this, she announced that she
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> > would be beautiful all the time because he had
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> > respected her enough to let her be in charge of her
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> > own life.
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> > Now.... what is the moral to this story?
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> > The moral is..... If you don't let a woman
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> > have her own way.... things are going to get ugly.
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