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For the couples.....

> > An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
>tavern The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
>time we had Sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern
>where you leaned against the fence and I made Love to you."
> >
> > "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "how about taking a
>stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oooooooh!
>Henry, you devil." she answers.
> >
> > There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
>and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
>old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep
> > an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk
>haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking
>sticks.
> >
> > Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
>fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her panties down and the old man
>drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the
>old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
>watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like
>eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about fifteen minutes!
> >
> > She moans "Ohh God" and he hangs on to her hips for dear life. This is
>the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on
>the ground. The policeman is amazed. After about half an hour lying on the
>ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their
>clothes back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly
>amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is.
> >
> > As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else! How did
>you manage it? Is there some sort of secret?"
> >
> > The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence