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> "What happened to your bumper?", Must've been a slow morning for local law enforcement!
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post Apr 27 2013, 08:31 PM
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As I traveled a back road headed to a PCA event this morning, I passed a county sheriff sitting in a church parking lot. It was wet and rainy so I was taking it easy. Sheriff stayed put. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
I reached the main divided highway, crossed to the middle area and waited for traffic to clear. As I pulled out, I noticed the sheriff at the stop sign. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/shades.gif)
For the next couple miles I traveled in the right lane while he hung back in the left lane. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
Finally, he pulled in behind me (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
and before long... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/busted_cop.gif)
I pulled over all the while wondering what I had done (IMG:style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)
Sheriff's deputy comes up to my window, greets me and then asks "What happened to your bumper?"
I asked, "I don't know.... what's wrong with it?" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
His reply: "It isn't there."

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So I got out and showed him that it is indeed "there". His response: "Oh, so that is the bumper?"
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"I guess you can go, then."
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ThePaintedMan
post Apr 28 2013, 08:09 PM
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In Florida he would have repeated, "It isn't there, son." And issued you a ticket.
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post Apr 29 2013, 10:08 AM
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QUOTE(ThePaintedMan @ Apr 28 2013, 07:09 PM) *

In Florida he would have repeated, "It isn't there, son." And issued you a ticket.


Yeah, Florida...got caught 30 years ago going the wrong way on a one way street. I was 18; not the teener.

Got pulled over...here was the conversation:

Cop: What are you doing?
Me: Driving??
Cop; You're going the wrong way!
Me: No, sir. This is the way
Cop: This is a one way street.
Me: I'm only going one way
Cop: Don't you see the arrows?
Me: Arrows? I didn't even see the Indians"
Cop: "Oh yeah? Step out of the car.

Then got some Buford T. Justice lecturing about being a sidewalk attorney.

Note: No offense to any Native Americans; I was stupid kid once...more than once.
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post Apr 29 2013, 10:38 AM
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QUOTE(7TPorsh @ Apr 29 2013, 12:08 PM) *


Yeah, Florida...got caught 30 years ago going the wrong way on a one way street. I was 18; not the teener.

Then got some Buford T. Justice lecturing about being a sidewalk attorney.

Note: No offense to any Native Americans; I was stupid kid once...more than once.


I tried a similar thing once that I heard from a friend.

Cop: Hey, how you doing? License and registration.
My friend: (Including jedi hand motion) You don't need to see my license and registration.
Cop: I... uh, don't need to see your license and registration.
My friend: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Cop: These aren't the droids I'm looking for.
My friend: Move along.
Cop: Move along, move along.

Apparently my buddy drove off and that was that. I was not so lucky... I don't think my trooper was a Star Wars fan... or didn't like being compared to a storm trooper.
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