F#%K! Can't Catch a breaK! F#ing Theives! Options

[rick 918-S]

Went out for a nice dinner with the wife. It's our 23rd sunday. Parked the teener close to the door of the local Black Woods. (next to the handycap spots, can't get closer to the building!) We were in for a about 40 min. Came out and discovered some F head tried to boost my Blaupankt! Dumb ass couldn't even figure out that It had a detachable face! they pryed the front off and broke the thing! F#ing Losers!

[Howard]

And Happy Anniversary, rookie. We've got 38. And just got this from MrsK:

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have -- or will -- eat it. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old Jewish man in the front row raised his hand and offered, "Vedding cake?