So I came back.., POLITICAL WARNING Options

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Make a deal with you.

Keep the politics turned off, and I won't post in chartreuse, with a black background, and make my sig a page long.

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[bob91403]

That reminds me of a joke. A guy walks into a bar and the place is empty. He orders a drink and asks the bartender if he caught the game earlier. The bartender says,"I'm sorry Sir, we don't discuss sports here. Too many bar fights from opposing fans." The guy orders another drink and asks the bartender if he saw the convention. The bartender says, "I'm sorry Sir, we don't discuss politics here, it causes too much contraversy." The guy orders another drink and asks the bartender what he thought about the Catholic Priest molestation issue. The bartender says, "Sir, we really don't like to discuss religion here, it's too personal." The guy orders another drink and says to the bartender, "You don't talk about sports, you don't talk about politics, you don't talk about religion, can I talk about sex?" The bartender smiles and says, "Sex, sure we don't mind that." The guy flips him off and says, "Fuck you!" and walks out. Oh, I've got another one. An Irishman walks out of a bar.